Wednesday, April 16, 2014

TIME FOR A FRESH NEW ROOK!





"YOU WANT FACE RIFT, WE GIVE FACE RIFT."




Hair Hydrant

We said you need to HYDRATE your hair, not hydrant....

Monday, April 14, 2014

"the swinger"

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Pucker Up, Lover Boys


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To Do


Prom season is just around the corner! Beat the rush! Book your appointment today!

[via somewhere on the internet, probably Pinterest]

A Spring Style


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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Mad Men

In anticipation of season 7...


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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Seniors Day


Ahoy Seniors, You could win a cruise on the Love Boat! 

Check in with our cruise director, Ms. Peenee, at the receptionarium for your chance to enter and win a luxurious cruise featuring Nanette Fabray, Jim Neighbors, Brett Sommers and Captain Stubbing with special guest stars Kristy McNichol, Scott Baio, Pamela Sue Martin, Bert Convy and a performance by the one and only Charro.

Enter now and have your picture taken on the Libido Deck.

Monday, March 31, 2014

You're Only As Old As Your Hair

As you head back to the office this morning, remember...

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Bouffant-a-thon



Even when you think its too much, you can still go BIGGER.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Thursday, March 27, 2014

This could have been prevented...



But it wasn't.  Lets learn from our mistakes. Shall we?

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Fly me to the moon...


MJ is BACK!

And when all else fails.


We offer a full line of basic hats for basic heads at our gift counter.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Hair Hoppers of Antiquity, No. 3


Meet Ptolemy Jherimanicus.  He was a scribe in the Temple of Isis and a part-time cosmetologist.  It's a little-known fact that that same chemicals that produced his luxurious curls were used in the process of mummification.  Which explains a lot.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy birthday, dear step mother, dearest


Today we celebrate my stepmother "Pat" (not her "real" name) and her 88th or 90th birthday.

If you are out there sweetie, I send you all the love you have bestowed upon me.

You know years ago she snarled said "You wish I were dead" at me and I was taken aback.

Moi?  Wish bad on you?  You a woman who chose a chocolate wedding cake? However could you think that of me?

Moi?  Wish bad on you? You, the woman who used to brag about your sexual prowess with my father in front of me?  Why would I wish you imprisoned by the hounds of Hell for making an old man with a bad heart happy in bed?

Moi?  Wish bad on you? You, the woman who called my mother a bitch in front of a whole room full of people, including a Rabbi?

Moi?  Wish bad on you?

Never!

It simply isn't in my genetic make up.   I'm not you.

So I will send you the same birthday wish that I have sent you for the past 20+ years:

Pat, may you to live a long, long, long life.  I'd like to see you be in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the oldest person alive.  Willard SCott telling everyone in the United States that you are 100 seems like a dream to me - and you can reach that dream if you just take care of yourself.

May the sun shine in your eyes everyday.  May you have sweet wonderful dreams, knowing that they next day, and then another and another, etc., await you.  And don't worry about outliving your money.  You don't need money when people love you as you do.  That's why there is Medicaid!

And I certainly don't want that precious and precocious mind of yours to get anything that would cloud your vision or understanding. So, may your mind never turn to dust.  I want you to enjoy every day - every long, long day.

I want nothing but the very best for you.

And why?

Because that's how much you mean to me.

Rainbow's End


The Garbo-like Rainbow Brite makes a rare appearance.

Of course, we can do it in four.

Thomas Rowlandson - Six Stages of Mending a Face, 1792

Thomas Rowlandson - Six Stages of Mending a Face, 1792

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Don't take a presidential portrait without seeing us first

Check out the hair on that Whig. Millard Fillmore, 1849. And no that isn’t Alec Baldwin.


ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE DARK





I TAKE MY JOB HERE AT THE HALL OF FAME QUITE SERIOUSLY.

I DO MY DAMNEDEST TO VISIT EVERY POST AND
LEAVE A PEARL OR TWO, IF I'M UP TO IT.

IT AIN'T EASY.


Saturday, March 8, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Turban Renewal


Remember, beauty operators - if a coiffure is simply unsalvageable, wrap it up and drape some beads on it. You can tell the biggest old battleaxe in the place she looks just like Sophia Loren and she'll leave happy.

(But when you do it, please don't use the shampoo towels - we're running out!)