Friday, August 30, 2013


Is your hair ready for date night?


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Collect the full set!

Now on sale at the KOA gift shop.

Hair Protection

When we said your hair needed protection, we were thinking more along the lines of a good conditioner...

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

You've Got a Lot to Live

And Pepsi's got a lot to give.

Monday, August 26, 2013

Wigs Wigs Wigs

We’re having our annual Wig Rummage sale in the back parking lot behind the Hall. Mr. Peenee will be handy with his coin changer and Wig Maestro Jason will be available to screw your wig on tight.

Press play and enjoy some shopping sounds to enhance your wig hunting experience.

In case you're on the fence

We always available to discuss a new do!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013


While You Were Out

The blind lady you work on on Thursdays stopped by to ask what I thought about her hair and I might have mentioned that it looked like a chicken slept in it.  I tried to calm her down by explaining the management had given her to you cause you were blind too.  I thought she might feel a little solidarity or something, but obviously the bitch has never heard of Sisterhood; she's still screaming at the receptionist desk chair where she thinks I'm sitting.

I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, all that noise has given me one of my headaches.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Meanwhile, in the boys detention center year book

Those fast tracked in the haircutting and styling course model their creations.




Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Fall is coming

We have your backs.

Seniors Day

We've installed a slot machine here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Challenging Clients #15

Charlie's appointments were always a headache.  Between my years-long, always fruitless efforts to encourage bangs and having to stop the shampoo girls from giggling and calling him "Fifi Fivehead," I always made sure I had a couple of blank appointments in the book so I could go out and get myself a Gibson down at the Velvet Room before I had to face another round of wash-and-sets.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Trainees, Please Use the Bathroom

You'll find our trainees practicing in the toilets...


Monday, August 12, 2013

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Professional Stylists Know.......

That on a hot summer day a sweet and cooling treat can keep even the most difficult clients placated.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

It's wig, of a sort

While You Were Out

One of your "boyfriends" came by trying to ask where you were and something about tertiary syphilis. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.

I told him you had been killed in a tragic industrial accident because the management was too cheap to update your equipment.  He's back in your station wailing and crying and making a spectacle of himself, possibly eating the hair on the floor.  I'm going to take the rest of the afternoon off, all the racket's given me a headache.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Three Girls, Three

Shame they have to share that one merkin, though.


Date Night

Quick. You still have time to get the curlers in your pussy before your date arrives.


Thursday, August 8, 2013

*Official* Hair Styles for Men and Boys

Do not deviate, unless you want the hose.

Not Welcome

[via facebook person I do not know.]

Tuesday, August 6, 2013


Get this woman out of my chair. She is not my client.



Tranny Tuesday: HELP Miss Wanda Lust with her look!

Well, what would you do to help Wanda Lust improve her look?

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Thursday, August 1, 2013