The Gift Shoppe is Open This Morning!

Because only the finest new wig will do if you plan to attend your local chapter's Steno Gals A-Line Shift Society annual Barbie-Wristwatch-and-Sombrero-Immolation BBQ Labor Day Picnic. It's a holiday tradition!

Hello?

We've got a roll of dimes.  We're wearing our our swim caps and we have our swimsuits underneath our shift dresses. We're calling everyone we know to find out who has a god damn pool. 

Help! It's hot.

[via (left to right: Me, MJ and Cookie)]