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Tacky Beauty Parlor Names: Charm City Edition

Atmoshears Hair and Beauty

Fabulous Grlzz Hair

Nappee By Nature

Jess-Fabulous Hair Designs

Hoodworld Flava Contoure

Kinkz Coilz n' Culrz, by Anaya

NaturElles Naturel Hair Salon

Hair Fetish Spa and Salon

Hair Harvest

Peter Divine Hair Design

God's Total Woman Hair Salon

The Atmosphere is Hair

Hair Strategies Extreme

Girlfriend's Hair Salon

The Chop Shop

Godelieve Hair Braiding For Less

Because of U Hair and Beauty Salon

DclashQueen Salon

Headquarters Barber Shop

HerShe'y Hair Werks Hair Salon

Kumbyah Hair Parlor

A Touch of Perfection Beauty Spa

A Touch of Difference Hair Salon

A Touch of You Hair Salon

A Touch Beauty Salon

Flo's Upscale Beauty Salon

Cost Cutters Hair Styling and Beauty Salon

Salon Extraordinhair

The Nappy Nook

A Classic Difference Hair Salon

Who's That Lady? A Beauty Styling Salon

The Snip 'n Clip

Hair We R Beauty Salon

Head Quarters of Faith and Beauty

A Hair Raising Experience

Sassy Divah Hair Salon

A Piece of Sheerece Hair Salon

Fly Away Hair Beauty Salon

Le Barber Shoppe

Mane Attraction

Mane Event

Mane Obsessionz Salon

Hair on Mane

Lioness Beauty Parloure

Haute Coissure Couture by Rotasha

A Sassy Nu You

Mr. Earl's Beauty and Nails

Mr. Butch Haircuttery

A Cut Above da Rest

Sir Lord's House of Beauty

Hollywood Calling Hair and Nails

The Price is Right Hair Salon

Hedda's Hair Hut

Funk the Hair Cafe

Just Cut IT Hair Salon

Friend or Foe Hair Studio

Eye of the Beholder Salon and Spa

Hair YOUR Way

Hair We Are Salon

Hair, I Found It Salon

Gaylord Unisex Salon

Snip Snip Here Beauty Experience

Wynd In Your Hair Beauticians

Mo'hair, Mo'hair

Blades of Glory

Who Else But You Salon and Beauty Parlor

Untouchable Hair Salon

Can't Touch That Hair Salon

The Promise of Beauty Salon

Mirror Mirror on the Wall Unisex Salon

Salon Switchers

We’ve been losing clientele to the salon next door.

I just know Madlin Boozer is to blame!

Just Another Day At

Hairport Salon

Highway 63 Moss Point Mississippi

Note the patriotic banners announcing that it's 'OPEN'.

Tacky Beauty Parlor Names A -Z

We all know there is nothing more important than getting our hair did. More importantly is where? I prefer an establishment with a cute name. No other industry suffers from the ‘Cute Name’ syndrome more so than the hair industry. For instance any salon with an emphasis on alliteration of the letter ‘K’ is an especially good choice, like ‘Krystalz Kutz’ or ‘Klazzy Klipperz’. Z’s are also a good indicator.

In an attempt to kut through the klutter I propose a klassification of Tacky Beauty Parlor Names A -Z.

Please submit your favorites and if possible photographic evidence of the alleged offenders. Operators of the Hair Hall of Fame please post yours under the label heading, 'A -Z - Tacky Beauty Parlor Names'. If you feel more komfortable leave them in the komments section. The list will be never ending and updated on a kontinuous and daily basis. Bonus points will be awarded for any original submissions beginning with the letter ‘K’ and a free Kut’n Kurl from beauty operator Kool Kookie!

So without any further klamoring, klattering or kommotion, The Hair Hall of Fame presents the definitive Kanonical list of Tacky Beauty Parlor Names A -Z.

About An Inch Hair Salon
A Cut Above Castro
A Snip Off the Old Block

Beauteria
Beauty and the Beast Hair Salon
Beautylicious

Champagne Nails
Champagne the Locksmith
Charlie's Angels
Cleopatra Salon de’beauté
Crops and Bobbers
Cut the Rug
Cuttin' Up
Curl Up and Dye

Do's and Too's, a salon and tattoo parlor
Dorothy’s Hair Palace

Exotic Weave

Fabiola’s Fashion Hair

Gulf Beach Hair

Hairport
Hair Hut
Hairtini
Hello Gorgeous!

Izzo’s Hair, the last salon that features the double dutch cut. “Izzo Izzaaa, Izzo Izzu de Mizzo Mizzu, A Zubble Zutch.

Jackay’s de Beauté

Krystalz Kutz
Klazzy Klipperz

Little Critters Salon

Malachite Hair
Miss A'ndera Watt's Beauty Explosion
Myra Nell’s, Hair and Nails

Needa Hair, as in you needa some hair

Oh My Nappy Hair Salon
Ouida’s Salon, Ouida’s is located next door to Needa’s.

Phil's Hair Force
Pershu’s Perfect Kutz

Quiggley’s Cutz

Red Bubble Beauty Salon
Rubie’s Royal Rumor Revolution, Be careful they spread rumors!

Sassy Lady Salon
Sashay Shanté Salon

Tease
The Hair Do
The Hair Trap (ew!!!)
The Mane Event
The Rape of the Lock
The Velvet Razor
Turn Your Head and Coif
Twangers Best Little Hairhouse

U Next, A barber shop
Uniqua’s Fierce Hair

Vinnie’s Barber Shop, because if you aint a gay hairdresser you are a barber.

We Be Cuttin' Up
Westside Beauty
William Shapeshear

Xandria’s X Factor Beauty Emporium

Yesterdays Style

Zelda’s Yesterdays Style, You guessed it Zelda is the smoking operator at Yesterdays Style.