Monday, January 31, 2011

the classic LBD

Lightened, Brittle, Dead


In response to Thom's Dog Days.

Dog Days


Happy Birthday, Beautician AyeM8y!

Not only is AyeM8y one fierce beautician, he’s also the founder of "The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club!"

You spin us around, AyeM8y!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Today's Merkin

Unruly, undisciplined, insouciant, devil-may-care...

Bangs are 'IN'

Jane wore hers until they were so far out of style that they're back. Ask Sandra Bullock.


Wears auburn wig. See more here.

crispy, kelley


Sunday Hair


Swede Jesus!

Bye Bye Blondie.

Saint Ann of Miller

Even her lashes are spit-curled.

Anne Bancroft

Coo-coo-ca-'do, Mrs. Robinson.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Friday, January 28, 2011

Weekend Plans

Do your weekend plans look like this?...


Let’s hope you’re just hiding your party hair for later!

Oh So Necessary!

You had us at "glamour trim". Come to think of it, isn't that one of MJ's nicknames?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Plain and simple.

If ever there was a woman who needed the Glamour of The Hair Hall of Fame... is this woman, from the Tygert Elementary School in Parkersburg, West Virginia.  She doesn't need glamour: she needs Glamour.  Just look at that face...she's needs a bouffant to lift her spirits, and a good face lift to lift her jowels...

This mesmerizing creature....


Burn, Baby, Burn

Felix and I have taken freebasing to a whole new level.

Teacher Tresses


Monday, January 24, 2011

Yummy Yummy Dum Dum

When I'm not doing hair, I sometimes make little videos...

All for Nautilus

Yvonne's field of vision was so limited by the design she was unable to see how stunning it really was.

First Lady Hairstyles


Sunday, January 23, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

Is there a Dick in the salon?


Make sure your hairdo says TGIF!

It's a Man's World

Happened upon this gem: Dean Martin, Jimmy Stewart, and Orson Welles at the salon.

Hilarious 60's take on salon talk.

When men go to the salon, everybody wins.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hands-Free Hairdo


THE must-have hair accessory!

Solid Gold!

(more here!)

This Just In.....

The Coiffure Creation Council is chortling happily over a psychiatrist's report which alleges that women who patronize beauty shops are better adjusted emotionally than women who do their hair at home.  Doing your own topknot is a sign of retiring from society and of emotional insecurity, it says there.
--The Toledo Blade, June 16, 1947

You got that?  Better make your appointments now bitches, unless you want to risk:

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Tease Me!

More sleazy fabulousness here.

Hair's Hillary!

Over at the always delightful New York Social Diary, Mr. Columbia, (DPC to his buds) wonders aloud what the hell is going on with Madame Secretary's hair. Well, she's not getting any younger, she's never home and most women know that longer hair is easiest to deal with. Sure, when it was cut in that popular Joan Lunden do, it was quite flattering, but that is not what Hillary looked like when she got up in the morning. Maybe Secretary's of State aren't allowed to have a hairperson travel with them? Thinking back to Madeline Albright, her hair usually looked like crap. Besides, maybe Hillary is trying to project a, "I'm too involved with my job to care about my hair" attitude, who knows? I'll always love Mrs. Clinton, whatever her coif.

To and Fro