Teach me tiger!

Earline and Gloria By Special Request

We're expanding our coloring options.

Photography on the hair, 2008 by Beijing based artist Wen Fang 

Gaytime!

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Demure and provocative at the same time.

Life could be a drene.

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Pay up!

This meter maid's hairdo reminds me of cat getting ready to attack.  It's designed to make you think twice about trying to beat the system.  And it says, "Don't Fuck With Me."

All the hipest stepmother's are wearing their hair like this...

...in 1960.

We're having new signage put in.

No we do NOT have a lunch counter.

The Lord is Coming Again!

Let's hope he brings these boys some sharp grooming shears and clippers...

Feel free!

The Hair Hall of Fame Invites you...

...exercise your right to be beautiful and feel beautiful.   But if you need help, schedule an appointment today.

We all have a right to be beautiful

She has it all going on.

High foreheads...

Are in on the off hours...

What not to wear to your drivers license picture

Seriously, just don't go there.  Really.  I mean physically.

Magical Spray

Available exclusively at HHOF.

WHAT?

NO.  I CAN"T UNDERSTAND YOU.  WHATEVER THAT NOISE IS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO HEAR YOU.  WHAT?  YOUR HEAD IS STUCK IN THE HOME HAIRDRYER?  NO, WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU USE ONE OF THOSE.  WHAT?  YOU WANT US TO COME OVER THERE AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE DRYER?

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

ONLY NORMA DESMOND MAKES HOUSE CALLS.  PLEASE HOLD AND I'LL CONNECT YOU.  WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORT FUNCTION COMING UP SO HURRY?  SWEETIE, CHRISTMAS IS COMING AS WELL, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH NORMA TO SEE WHEN...WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU DON'T LIKE MY SARCASM?   HOLD ON A FUCKING MOMENT - YOU AIN'T HEARD SARCASM UNTIL NORMA GETS ON THE LINE...

Just because you can...

...doesn't mean you should.

We know have bike and adult trike parking

Better hurry up, it filling up fast!

Knot enough wiglettes?

Or is it too much and starting to look like a loaf of challah?

We have new equipment

But we are unsure if it now permanently attached to Norma Desmond's hand, or if it is only useful on women who have permanents, or it the period to return it has passed and we're stuck with it.

We offer a 2-for - special on all wedding parties..

The Pleasures of Time

The Pleasures of Time band, and their hair...

You Know Your Hair Is Too Big When...

Your headphones won't fit...

Date Night

No Clowning Around!

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Perhaps a turban...

...is your style today...

Quote of the Day

Keep Cool With an Updo!

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Bouffants and Beachwear

Miss Universe Swimsuit Pageant in Miami 1963

Barbara Rush

Barbara Rush. And her brush...

 

Hair Swap

How Do You Pick Your Shampoo?

Tiara Shampoo by Helene Curtis, Bombay, India.
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How do you pick your shampoo? By the shape of the bottle? The colour? Or the sniff-and-choose method?

Out of the Box and Onto Your Head

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"Headstart Hair for Men Introduces Combo & Curly. The first men’s wigs to come out of the box and onto your customer’s head."

Keeps your face from cracking up.

Available from your stylist.  If you care about your face as much as you do about your hair then drop a dime and buy one.

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie

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Use your words...

But never all at once.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Hair in Canada?

Happy Canada Day!

They just moved in, next door

But tell Fernandel to keep his shears from your hair.

Meanwhile, Back in the 1970s

June Bride Upstaged By Mother in White

Mother's, Please.

Pastels. 

Never White.

Hi every body, my name is June!

The Hair Hall of Fame Salutes June Havoc.   Happy June everyone!

We are closed until June 1st.

The Hair Hall of Fame will be taking a long vacation this Memorial Day weekend and will return after the holiday.  If you call the number and get the answering service, leave a message, enjoy a martini and just relax.  We'll be back soon.

THHoF and the EU's GDPR

We have this bit-o-business that we feel like we should take care.  "bloggr" is of no help, but we feel like we need to do something, so here goes:

On May 25, 2018, the European Union will begin to enforce something called General Data Protection Regulation, and it will impact how and what data is collected and require permissions, compliance, etc.  This is to protect the information gathered about EU residents and permissions granted, blah, blah, blah.

I say "blah, blah, blah" because you can look the rule up online and get lots of information.  Suffice it to say that The Hair Hall of Fame does NOT collect any information on anyone who visits the blog other than what Google Analytics provides the blog managers in snapshot form, day by day.

Really, Cookie is feeling a bit like Hodor with all of this.

We do not know who comes and visits us, other than how many people stop by and look at a particular post.  This is not a business, so we have no interest in who comes here and from what IP.  We do not know what kind of operating system, we do not, to our knowledge deploy cookies to your computer.  "bloggr - a Google entity - may do so, and you have to take that up with them.

We really would like to be compliant, and since we know nothing about our audiences or their preferences and are not privy to such things, that really takes any contributor out of that loop.

If you find that you have been blocked from the site, contact your National government, or the EU, and give them what-for keeping you from this site.   Shake your fist, no tighter.  Damn them!  That's the spirit.

All kidding aside, though, we really cannot find how this impacts us or you since we have nothing to do with such things.  So we would love to comply and believe that we would because we can't get to the stuff that this covers.

Wish us all luck, then.  This could be nothing, or it can mean headaches for one or all. 

Cheers!

Cookie

All hair styled at HHOF is High style!

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Les Roja-Net Sisters

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With love, always

The first love of Cookie's life, Leatrice, who was hired to care for me a couple days a week after I was born.  She stayed for the next nine years, surrounding me with love, structure, expectations, and confidence.  And when she was done for the day with us, she went to her own family and did even more for them.   Both of her children excelled in the world far greater than Cookie.

This isn't how I remember her best.  In this image, she is all glammed up.  But her hair was always impeccable, and the creation of her stylists at Andre Duval Salon at Severance Center.

She died when I was nine. Unexpectedly. It was my first real loss that hurt my heart, my life, and future.

So this Mother's Day, Cookie acknowledges the first love of my life, my true north, Leatrice Thomas.

If you still can - hug your mother, real or chosen. Remember that feeling.  It can be taken in an instant.

The poodle is not distracting us...

...from the fact that you have painted on Divine's eyebrows.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Maggie Smith...

Back in the day that Miss Jean Brody was in her prime.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Barbara Feldon...

Looking fabulous and perfectly styled.