We're Waiting for You

It's been a slow week so far.


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We're waiting for you.

Meet Our New Shampoo Team

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The Hair Hall of Fame Oath

In honour of our newest member, kabuki zero, your HHoF beauticians are taking The Hair Hall of Fame Oath.

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Could someone please remind me of the words?

File Under "Gift Horse, Looked in the Mouth"

No good deed goes unpunished.  Being the big-hearted employer that I am, I decided to get the girls new uniforms for Christmas, 'cause they'd been wearing their old schmattas for ages.  Well, Thing One on the left is just pleased as punch - she was so tickled, in fact, that she decided to wear all her Christmas wiglets at once, poor dear.  However, it will come as no surprise, I'm sure, to learn that Thing Two wants hers two inches shorter.  I keep telling her that nobody wants to see that while they're getting a wash-and-set, but will she listen?  She will not.  Slut.

Behind Every Great Hair Artiste...

...is a talented staff.  Meet my backup girls; I poached them from dear Thombeau.  While I think he's forgiven me, he still mentions how much he misses Thing One and Thing Two.  I'd feel worse about it, but after all, I'm a boy on the go - between running a Café and running after two terriers - well, let's just say I need all the help I can get. 

One, on the left there, gives a mean mani-pedi, but if I have to tell Two about not leaving my older ladies under the dryer too long one more time, I am going to cut a bitch.

Something good is coming our way!

Watch this space for an exciting new addition to the Hair Hall of Fame...

Has anyone seen Mr. TJB?

We're looking "Hi" and low for Mr. TJB - has anyone seen him?

Back row, left to right, Thombeau, Norma Desmond (dialing), Felix, MJ (seated and yakking), Cookie, Holly Gab (dialing).

Front row, left to right, Donna Lethal, Mean Dirty Pirate and Jason.