Client Request

Client: "Can you give me something that looks like spun sugar with a dash of Rose Marie?" 

Lucitebox: "Sure! Sounds great...let's call it Gentle Billow. "

Little does she know this 'do got its name because I almost passed out from her gaseous emissions. 

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Repeat Client

Some of our friends are like old T.V. shows 

that we like to see again and again.

Repeat Client-The Hip Hypnotist, Miss Pat Collins

"Our washing machines are broken so, on the count of three Mr. Mooney will become a washing machine...1...2...and 3..."