The Hair Hall of Fame Plaza

Tours held daily, line forms in the rear.  Do not poke Norma Desmaond.  It only annoys him.

THHoF: Mistress MJ Reeducating Beauty School Drop Outs

...and if they don't learn from their past indiscretions, Mistress MJ has the authority to use a whip, and if necessary, her pointer, to get them in line.

Thank you for calling the Hair Hall of Fame...

Be sure to book those appointments girls!  And remember Mean Dirty Pirate only works nude on Tesdays!