but I can think of some other people...(cough)
from the
Huntsville, AL police blotter:
Branscomb Road. A woman reported these beauty items were taken from a car in the 15000 block between Nov. 10-11: Mannequin heads, Pirot Point bags, a pink bag, BaByliss Pro Xclusive curling irons, pink-and-gray book bag, and a white bag with hair rollers.
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