Showing posts with label Standing Appointments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Standing Appointments. Show all posts

Friday, March 29, 2013

Challenging Clients #11


Andrew Schlottkowski was a Tuesday morning regular for the longest time.  The only real challenge was finding a 'do that wouldn't completely flatten out under the hardhat when he had a double shift down at the mill.  Well, that and dealing with his uncontrollable crying jags for six years after his mother died, and then for another four when word broke that Guy and Ralna had divorced.  Frankly, I was relieved when he moved to Vero Beach to live in his Aunt Lucille's double-wide.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Here She Comes Again






























Lookin' better than her body has a right to...


MJ's Saturday afternoon standing appointment.


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Standing Appointments






















For 35 years every Saturday, Piranha Ferocious is my 5:30.

The look is created by dying the shit out of it, frying the fuck out of it, back combing the hell out of it and spraying the crap out of it. It’s a work of art really.

After a few cocktails we head off to the casino where Piranha the Magnificent takes the stage delighting the audience with magic and illusions assisted by her ‘All lady Big Cats Revue’ and her leopard assistant, Magda. She sawed me in half one time. She finishes her show with a grand finale where she recreates the Siegfried & Roy tiger attack. The tigers rip her to bloody pieces then she magically emerges whole and unharmed from her magic box. She refers to it as an homage.