Crime Watch

Hold on to your handbags, ladies...


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It's not that your beauticians can't be trusted...*looks askance at Norma*...but The Hair Hall of Fame Salon is located in a rather "sketchy" neighbourhood.

Please do not leave your personal effects unattended.

Talking Trash

Takin' out the trash at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon...


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Book Your Appointment Today

Book your appointment with The Hair Hall of Fame Salon today.


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Our receptionist, Mr. Peenee, is standing by.

The Price is Right

The price is right, here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon.


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"The Price Is Right" host Bob Barker poses with models Janice Pennington (left) and Anitra Ford (right) in 1972.


Come on down!

Hair Crash

MJ's done it again! Hitting the sauce when she should have been hitting the brake.






She needs to have her prescription checked.

We Do Ethnic Hair

Jason is by far our most experienced urban specialist, in fact he's responsible for the basket weave afro puff top knot creation seen above, incidentally this contestant went on to win Miss Black Positivity 1973, and in addition to his own clientele he runs the Braiding Boutique, Weave Emporium and Plaitin' Palace out of some of the back rooms here at the Hall.

Fresh as a Flower in Just One Hour!

Here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon we promise a one hour turnaround time.


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We'll have you coiffed and out the door in time to pick up your drycleaning.

Lonely MJ

Times are tough and business is slow. Make an appointment with MJ before she jumps out a window.

Too Good to Stay Home

Here's what YOU'LL be saying when you leave The Hair Hall of Fame Salon...


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We're still saving up tips to pay that power bill!

But in the meantime.....

 

 

We Can't Pay Our Power Bill

Business has been slow at the salon and our electricity has been turned off. So we've taken to the outdoors.

Call and book a perm with Norma before they shut off her phone.




























Hurry Hurry Call Now!

MJ is beginning to get bored.

Meanwhile in the dryer wing

Margaret is taking orders and serving cocktails.

After a relaxing Flowbee

Our gentlemen clients are encouraged to stop in for a cocktail at

MJ’s Champagne Room Salon.

Flowbee

Our new Flowbee vacuum hair cutting system has just been installed. Stop by the barber wing of the salon to try this new and exciting service and receive a free manicure from Norma.

Salon Nurse

ATTENTION CLIENTS: Due to recent disfiguring accidents we’ve installed a resident nurse. You’ll find a call button located on each of our operators chairs.

Seniors Day

Stop by the Hair Hall of Fame Salon Solarium and have MJ cut and curl your hair.

Self-Shampoo Station

The Hair Hall of Fame Salon has installed a self-shampoo station for you do-it-yourselfers...

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Welcome to our Salon

And for the Gentlemen

Our salon offers many services and themed rooms tailored toward our male clientele. Like,

Mr. Cookie’s Barbershop Quartet, sip a martini and enjoy cool jazz combo sounds while you receive a shave and a haircut. Two-bits.





























(Due to inflation the adjusted rate for two bits is now $100.00)




Little boys, have your first professional experience
with Mr. Jason or Mr. Thombeau, at Fops!


























Have a blow dry, beer and a cigar while you take a turn on the putting carpets
at Donna & Felix’s Nineteenth Hole Salon. Manicurist on duty.



























Listen up lady boys, at The Pretty Pretty Princess, a true beauty parlor experience awaits you where you will receive expert hair curler instruction from MJ.

















































Undergo a rigorous crash course in wig and makeup technique from Norma.




































And, learn how to walk, talk and sit like a lady in Mr. Peenee’s Poise Parlor.





























Every man should look his best and our stylists are just waiting to get their hands on you.

FOHO

With the Mistress being away and all of her standing appointments not washing their hair for a week, the HHoF salon recently had to install a grease trap and buy stock in FOHO.