WHAT??? MJ IS BACK?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE HAIR DRYER.  DID YOU SAY MJ IS BACK?  OF COURSE SHE'S BACK, BUT WHAT ABOUT HER FRONT?

Meanwhile in the Breakroom

MJ has been taking an unusually long smoke break.

WINNER, WINNER...

...Felix and MJ are eating a chicken dinner!

A postcard from Stylist MJ

She is reporting that her missionary work with the hairsuited is something she can get her claws into

Hair Crash

MJ's done it again! Hitting the sauce when she should have been hitting the brake.






She needs to have her prescription checked.

Lonely MJ

Times are tough and business is slow. Make an appointment with MJ before she jumps out a window.

Where is MJ?

Cookie is concerned that Mistress MJ, aka Vagabond Lady, hasn't returned from her from her whirlwind tour of Lower Scunthorpe.  Did she just say "Fuck Everything" and disappear?

So what are you giving yourself for Christmas?

Maybe a new coat and hat?  See Lucite Box for ideas customized for you. 

A new party game?  Available at the HHoF Gift Shop; see Margaret for details and a demonstration.

Work on your balance and posture?  See Thombeau, please.

Fine Art?  Ayem8t has many fine suggestions. 

Some Fried Chicken?  See Jason for details. 

A Deluxe Lady Norelco with Beauty Tools?   MJ would be happy to assist you. 

Maybe a new look for that tired goatee?  Please see Muscato for design consultations. 

Overcome your social awkwardness?  IlDuce can help you become more confident and approachable.  

Expand your horizons through reading? See Donna Lethal, she handles all subscriptions.

Kick into Show Business?  Felix can show you the ropes. 

Or perhaps a home pedicure?   See Norma for a Demonstration.  She's soaking in it. 

Whatever you decide, go ahead, you're worth it. 

Merry Christmas, Darlings!

Seniors Day

Here we find Norma teasing MJ.

Again.

Norma likes to stretch her used shower caps over lampshades for a quick dry between clients.

Bean Counting

Donna Lethal and Mistress MJ reviewing The Hair Hall of Fame Salon ledgers…


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Hair Horror

Mistress MJ has returned to the salon after a restful holiday and THIS is my first customer of the day...


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What should I do with her?

Hold My Calls

Mistress MJ is on vacation until early August.


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In my absence, ten other fabulous beauticians are available here at The Hair Hall of Fame for your styling pleasure.

Staffing Announcement

Mistress MJ is going on holiday.

In my absence, feel free to book an appointment with any one of our other fine stylists…


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After a relaxing Flowbee

Our gentlemen clients are encouraged to stop in for a cocktail at

MJ’s Champagne Room Salon.

What’s in Mistress MJ’s Handbag?

Available at The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop.

Miss Soft Crab 1945

Ta Da it's MJ.

Don't forget that title wasn't handed to her on a silver platter.

She worked for it.

Here She Comes Again

Lookin' better than her body has a right to...

MJ's Saturday afternoon standing appointment.

Meanwhile at the Infomaniac Cat House

Mistress having affair now.

FOHO

With the Mistress being away and all of her standing appointments not washing their hair for a week, the HHoF salon recently had to install a grease trap and buy stock in FOHO.

Canadian Hair Treatment

To celebrate Canada Day, we offer you an old Canadian method to stop falling hair, eradicate dandruff and grow new hair…

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Happy Canada Day from your only Canadian Hair Hall of Fame beautician, Mistress MJ.