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And the Winner Is

It's very kind of Cookie to ask me to pick the winner for the fabulous HHoF Wig Namer contest.  My therapist has said tasks like this that I can focus on when THE VOICES get to be too clamorous can be very helpful.

It's certainly worked out, since all THE VOICES had opinions, mostly about Norma's secret lady place and where that musty smell is coming from, but also about the entries.  Here's what we agree on:

The Best Collection:

Julie Merrill

The Best Single Name:

Muscato's "Vero Beach Bombshell" - the wig that goes everywhere you, your Pall Malls, and your double-knit culottes do.

I also liked Bill's "The Forgotten Faithtone."

The Best Tagline:

Boff's "These creations, the triumph of technology over conscience, are crafted from 100% Merkinelle©. Ask for it by name."

although Mrs. Leapheart's "All in Plastronic, permanently heat set for that Crunchy Feel" was an entry hard to beat.

The Most Disturbing:

as noted by other coemmentors, Norma.    Of course.

And the winner is

JASON

Because he was first.  Because he set the pace.  Because "Cotton Tail."  Because he knows his way around a wig.  Because THE VOICES said so.

HHoF Contest, fabulous prizes, so read the instructions, Bitches

The HHoF is holding a contest to see who receives the honor of being the official name giver of wig styles at the HHoF.

Entrants will look at the image below and then name each of the wig styles, A through E, and then submit their entries via the comments sections.

You may not name just one wig, you must name ALL wigs.

Current stylists may enter, HOWEVER, thou shalt not judge each other or talk about Norma's secret lady place.

EXTRA POINTS given to anyone who chooses to also name the miracle fibre that said wig is made of.

Winners will be announced in one week.  

And what does our winner get?  Their picture and link to their blog in our right hand column and the official title of "Wig Namer to The Hair Hall of Fame". 

So get your brains in gear and play by the rules and everyone will have a good time, DAMNIT!

Warmest personal regards,

Cookie

These wigs need names so Margaret can sell them

Margaret in the gift shop feels that these wigs aren't selling because they lack "glamour names".  Please submit your names (noting "Style A - ", Style B - ", etc. for each) wig.

Crazy? Strange? Obsession?

We here at the HHOF simply don't understand the use of these words. (Click to watch video.)

My Crazy Obsession: Simply Wigging Out!

Wigs transformed Tamis' life, helping her find her voice. Now, she strives to do the same for other individuals through vocal exercises.

HHoF re-do: You don't want to miss this!

If only this were 1967!  You could hustle your way back to my hometown of Marion Ohio, point your car towards the Southland Mall and expirience: WIGS-A-GO-GO, held in the wig fashion salon at the Sears store!

One mystery remains - MARJORIE BARNEKOW, where for art thou?

Wigs-A-Go-Go: A Revelation

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From an old Marion Star (Marion, Ohio) I found in my mother's basement, January 19, 1967.