No good deed goes unpunished. Being the big-hearted employer that I am, I decided to get the girls new uniforms for Christmas, 'cause they'd been wearing their old schmattas for ages. Well, Thing One on the left is just pleased as punch - she was so tickled, in fact, that she decided to wear all her Christmas wiglets at once, poor dear. However, it will come as no surprise, I'm sure, to learn that Thing Two wants hers two inches shorter. I keep telling her that nobody wants to see that while they're getting a wash-and-set, but will she listen? She will not. Slut.
