We're having some staff issues.

Attention Stylists!

Given the overwhelming number of complaints we've been getting about your appalling and steadily deteriorating choices in salon-wear, an executive decision has been made:  as soon as we can identify a girdle that's up to whipping Peenee into something approaching the presentable, all staff will be required to purchase ($4.95 each; we suggest buying two) and at all times they are on the floor wear the "Buttons and Braids" model shown above.  What could be more practical, yet flattering, than White Rain Dacron?

And yes, Norma, we do expect you to button it all the way up, and don't even think about shortening that skirt.  Finally, let's make this very clear:  only the designated manager on duty will be allowed a Giant Coachman Collar.

An announcement about staffing and the contest

Since Margaret took a powder and disappeared - last seen drinking Kreml and vowing to shave "that Bitch Diana Ross' head" -  the HHoF has been short staffed.

So we have added Mr. Peenee, seen above, to our staff as Receptionist, Telephone Operator and Cashier.  Mr. Peenee's job will fall under the watchful eye of Norma Desmond, who heads our Charm and Cheer Squad.  As a full time associate of the HHoF, Mr. Peenee will receive training, a glass bowl for his supply of mints and access to the staff lounge, including all of the access and benefits that comes with the staff lounge.

Mr. Peenee's FIRST Duty has been to review contest submissions and decide who has won our Wig Namer contest.  That way, Cookie doesn't have to play favorites.

Look for his posting on the winners in the next couple days.