Housebound Beauty Tips No. 1 "Glowing Lips"

Tangee, the lipstick that is orange in the tube, but evolves into a lovely, and flattering shade on your lips.

Because girls, when this is over, men are going to want companionship and oral arts*.  Our very own Norma Desmond is giving online courses on how to satisfy your man.  Norma as lots of experience in that field.

*Unless you are Norma, this means pleasant conversation and appropriate kisses.

At the Beach

Is your hair beach worthy? 

Our most seasoned stylist, Norma Desmond, will create a coiffure that can withstand gale force winds by implementing her patented, "Concrete in a Can" hairspray. 

Available at our gift shop.

Pantless Norma Desmond gives head in off hours....

See?  What did we tell you.

Seniors Day

Here we find Norma (in leopard) admiring MJ's fine porcelain skin. We offer a full range of beauty services including our esthetician spackle treatment. It even holds up to extreme heat. Book your appointment now!

All together now

So Cookie has updated the official HHoF flag.  Now everyone who is actively working the HHoF is included.  Please consider stopping by their blogs as well.  Details and linkification appear in the right hand column.

We Can't Pay Our Power Bill

Business has been slow at the salon and our electricity has been turned off. So we've taken to the outdoors.

Call and book a perm with Norma before they shut off her phone.




























Hurry Hurry Call Now!

MJ is beginning to get bored.

Well, is it, Norma?

Norma Desmond was discovered to be moonlighting and selling this behind our backs.  After reviewing the facts, such as they are, salon management has agreed that Norma can continue selling it as Margaret refuses to hawk them for him.

Seniors Day

Stop by our Wig Shop and enjoy a professional fitting from Norma and MJ. Mention this ad and receive a complementary shampoo-set and style with purchase.

The Science of Hair

Mr. Cookie makes adjustments and final calibrations to the vacuum jet perm contraption in readiness of Norma’s weekly application.

So what are you giving yourself for Christmas?

Maybe a new coat and hat?  See Lucite Box for ideas customized for you. 

A new party game?  Available at the HHoF Gift Shop; see Margaret for details and a demonstration.

Work on your balance and posture?  See Thombeau, please.

Fine Art?  Ayem8t has many fine suggestions. 

Some Fried Chicken?  See Jason for details. 

A Deluxe Lady Norelco with Beauty Tools?   MJ would be happy to assist you. 

Maybe a new look for that tired goatee?  Please see Muscato for design consultations. 

Overcome your social awkwardness?  IlDuce can help you become more confident and approachable.  

Expand your horizons through reading? See Donna Lethal, she handles all subscriptions.

Kick into Show Business?  Felix can show you the ropes. 

Or perhaps a home pedicure?   See Norma for a Demonstration.  She's soaking in it. 

Whatever you decide, go ahead, you're worth it. 

Merry Christmas, Darlings!

Seniors Day

Here we find Norma teasing MJ.

Again.

Norma likes to stretch her used shower caps over lampshades for a quick dry between clients.

Rod Steiger's new do

Norma Desmond does some touch up work on Rod Steiger, ca. 1950.

Hair Olympics 2012

Tune in and watch the excitement as our very own stylist's Jason and Norma compete for gold in the Women's Freestyle.

Happy Birthday Norma Desmond!

Happiest of birthdays to our own Norma Desmond.  Norma was out all last night celebrating, and yet he found time to get this Glamour Shot made to mark the occasion.  Note that Norma is working the boa, the pearls and the off the boob look so popular in all glamour shots.

Again, Happy Birthday, dear Norma.