Friday, June 29, 2012

Staffing Announcement

Mistress MJ is going on holiday.

In my absence, feel free to book an appointment with any one of our other fine stylists…


Slips On, Off...

Just think . . . all that glamour for just $1.19. 


Tuesday, June 26, 2012


Our new Flowbee vacuum hair cutting system has just been installed. Stop by the barber wing of the salon to try this new and exciting service and receive a free manicure from Norma.

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Lord is everywhere

a message from yesterday's Sunday services.

A Mental Storehouse of Styles

From The Art and Science of Barbering by L. Sherman Trusty, 3rd ed., 1960.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Tell it to the Marines!

The Hair Hall of Fame welcomes summer.


Saturday, June 23, 2012

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Fonda

"Come On In!"

"Sorry my hair is a mess. I've been cooking and drinking all day."

[via our friend Maija who might have found it here.]

Repeat Client-The Hip Hypnotist, Miss Pat Collins

"Our washing machines are broken so, on the count of three Mr. Mooney will become a washing machine...1...2...and 3..."

Are you lighting your hair correctly?

Wednesday is Senior's Day

Blue rinses and hair nets, 10% off.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Ooooh Girl!

This has probably been posted before, but don't you think it's time for another visit?

(Thanks to Boff!)

Salon Hilarious


You’ll dye laughing.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Maybe I'm Amazed...

…that Paul McCartney turns SEVENTY today. [via]

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Bouffant Wars: Miss Carleen Fredricks Will Not Be Denied!

So take THAT, Miss Mellisa Kay!  Carleen will kick your ass.  And with those shoes and that leg action, you'll remember her name.

Drake and Friend

Friday, June 15, 2012

Customers Agree: The Importance of Being Erect

Remember: True beauty comes from within

Customers at the Hair Hall of Fame agree that Margaret's work in the Posture and Deportment Department on "How to Be Erect" is the "Bee's Knee's".  Why, any day that Margaret is teaching, it's dress up day.

And see how Peenee is so eager to please? Leading the charge of the lite brigade of beauties gives Peenee confidence and couth!  Oh, you high stepping kid!

Salon Nurse

ATTENTION CLIENTS: Due to recent disfiguring accidents we’ve installed a resident nurse. You’ll find a call button located on each of our operators chairs.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Our Hair Dryers are Out of Order...Again

Due to the popularity and improper electrode usage of our Realistic MP 200 Sensor Hair Computer a massive power surge has burned out our dryers.

Please redirect your clients to the ladies room.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

the bigger the fro..

the sweeter the berry.
 Or something

Seniors Day

Listen up ladies, why not try our brand new state of the art Realistic MP 200 Sensor Hair Computer and dial up your perfect perm today!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

It Gets Better

Especially after puberty and of course rhinoplasty and orthodontics.

Friday, June 8, 2012


of glamor in the third degree.

Waken The Sleeping Beauty...

in your hair. 

Or, you can just let her sleep-in if you'd like. That One-Hand Mist-ifier looks like it might be hard to operate with a hangover. 


Sweet Baby Jane

Whatever happened to her? 

be dazzling


Thursday, June 7, 2012

It's a Look

But is it for you?

Can You Hear Me Now?

Our team of stylists can work wonders with your hair and minimize your most glaring flaws. In the photo above the talented Mr. Cookie demonstrates the proper hairstyle to disguise Norma's enormous hearing aid.

Your Bouffant Team


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Pump It!

Source: Football Roundup 1976 Yearbook

Seniors Day

Stylist Norma was perturbed that a memo didn’t go out last time we redecorated the waiting area.

Consider yourselves informed this time…


Tuesday, June 5, 2012