Sunday, March 31, 2013

Fresh for Easter... From our Millinery Deptartment!

("The Fresh Fruit Cup" limited to extra small only)


Saturday, March 30, 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones is going to tear this bitch in two

And it isn't going to be pretty.  Deee Lite, Deee Lite, Deee Lite...

Let's have an easter egg hunt!

Can you spot the easter eggs?

Challenging Clients #11

Andrew Schlottkowski was a Tuesday morning regular for the longest time.  The only real challenge was finding a 'do that wouldn't completely flatten out under the hardhat when he had a double shift down at the mill.  Well, that and dealing with his uncontrollable crying jags for six years after his mother died, and then for another four when word broke that Guy and Ralna had divorced.  Frankly, I was relieved when he moved to Vero Beach to live in his Aunt Lucille's double-wide.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Right here, Right now

More than just a stylist, kabuki is also a client.   Remember to always look your best

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Let us reveal your inner beauty

Trust kabuki - we can help.  Remember, we are not happy untill we are happy!

Emergency walk ins

I'll take the dummy in my chair, and "Timmy" as well.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Hippity hoppity

After your Easter do, make sure to stop by our chic new millinery department for the perfect topper
(and a new hat too)

Sunday, March 24, 2013

The HHOF waiting room...

featuring the finest in current  lingerie literature.



Saturday, March 23, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013



thank you.

What's Playing in the Salon Today

You make me so very happy.

kabuki At Home!

It may surprise you to know that at heart, world traveling kabuki is really a home girl!

It is there that kabuki's native talent for the domestic sciences really can blossom.  Note for instance how the clever kabuki, after bleaching the pet poodle with a solution of straight Clorox, has made a fun and decorative wall hanging out of the empty bottle!

I call it Da' Butt

Cheeky, isn't it?

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

hair up, pants down

Butchie of the Day

Hats off to Norma Desmond on this terribly sensibly butch hair cut that he gave to our client Dr. Ovid McOrchid, PhD. in Womyn's Studies at Sarah Lawrence College.  

Dr. McOrchid is the promoter of the pronoun "Woperown" in place of the word "woman", which is "unnecessarily male-centric."  A woperown is a "woman" who is her own "person".  Since "person" is also male-centric, only the gender neutral part was used.

Dr. McOrchid loves her hair and say that "It shatters the male dominated paradigm of how a woperown should look.  Now if you will excuse me, I have college hoops to watch."

Get This Look for Less

Discounts for seniors every Wednesday here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon.


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Brunch anyone?

Be the talk of the town at the next get together.

Sitting Pretty

Monday, March 18, 2013

Geometry in action

The colors of Spring

Stop by HHoF today for a little color in your life!!  Ask for kabuki

Too Good to Stay Home

Here's what YOU'LL be saying when you leave The Hair Hall of Fame Salon...


Two drink minimum

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Client Request

Client: "Can you give me something that looks like spun sugar with a dash of Rose Marie?" 
Lucitebox: "Sure! Sounds great...let's call it Gentle Billow. "

Little does she know this 'do got its name because I almost passed out from her gaseous emissions. 


We do Weddings!

Let us make your special day even more memorable.  Our bridal services will have you feeling like a princess.

Busy Saturday......

We're not even half-way through the day, and look what we've already accomplished!

This Just In...

The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop has signed an exclusive contract to sell, "The Howard Cosell Wig Collection!"

There will be an additional charge for a personalized fitting and consultation with Howard.

Friday, March 15, 2013

The higher the hair...

There is no additional charge for extra hairspray at HHoF

Child Makeovers.......

They are a kabuki specialty!

This one is from his Rose (marie) period.

The Hair Hall of Fame Oath

In honour of our newest member, kabuki zero, your HHoF beauticians are taking The Hair Hall of Fame Oath.


Could someone please remind me of the words?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Glamour is timeless


let kabuki show you the way, half-off all harajuku hair bands THIS WEEK ONLY!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Our newest staff member stands on ceremony

The Hair Hall of Fame staff would like to welcome our newest stylist.

The mysterious Kabuki Zero has consented to join the the HHoF. We are, of course over-joyed.

Please welcome him with open kimono.  If you tip well, and if you are nice, he just may give you an Oshiguma for your collection at no extra charge.

We will linkify him following his first post, and is tradition on the HHoF.

Ladies with an Attitude

The genteel girls of Shampoo warble a tune that I hereby nominate as the HHOF National Anthem.

A quick check of the archives reveals that this song first appeared here two years ago, but fuck it - who the hell remembers two years ago?  I have trouble remembering Thursday...

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Available now!

At present day prices!!!

Which one suits you?

One Hit Wonders - Boy Krazy

Boy Krazy, a studio created all girl group had one hit in 1993 with "That's What Love Can Do", a Stock  Aitken, Waterman song first recorded by the group in 1991.

Stock  Aitken, Waterman - which was also the production team behind Rick Astley and Bananarama - was the driving force behind much of the dance/crossover music in the late 1980s and early 1990s.  They could have had these young women  yodeling in the Swiss Alps and it would have hit number one in a club.

But alas, these lasses with the gorgeous tresses, and those bee stung plump lips, had a dreadful follow up - Good Times With Bad Bad Boys - and they were consigned to the dust bin of culture.  Look for them on a reality show one day as they try and recapture that magic that once was.