Fresh for Easter... From our Millinery Deptartment!

("The Fresh Fruit Cup" limited to extra small only)

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PERFECT HAIR FOR.....

...A DOCENT AT THE GUGGENHEIM.

Hairy Easter!

Celebrate with Easter Egg Pony Tail Macrame!

To quote Thombeau...

...its a look.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones is going to tear this bitch in two

And it isn't going to be pretty.  Deee Lite, Deee Lite, Deee Lite...

Let's have an easter egg hunt!

Can you spot the easter eggs?

Challenging Clients #11

Andrew Schlottkowski was a Tuesday morning regular for the longest time.  The only real challenge was finding a 'do that wouldn't completely flatten out under the hardhat when he had a double shift down at the mill.  Well, that and dealing with his uncontrollable crying jags for six years after his mother died, and then for another four when word broke that Guy and Ralna had divorced.  Frankly, I was relieved when he moved to Vero Beach to live in his Aunt Lucille's double-wide.

Right here, Right now

More than just a stylist, kabuki is also a client.   Remember to always look your best

The U.S Hair Force

 

Another satisfied customer

Wednesday is Senior Day

Make a fuss over them.

Let us reveal your inner beauty

Trust kabuki - we can help.  Remember, we are not happy untill we are happy!

Emergency walk ins

I'll take the dummy in my chair, and "Timmy" as well.

Hippity hoppity

After your Easter do, make sure to stop by our chic new millinery department for the perfect topper
(and a new hat too)

The HHOF waiting room...

featuring the finest in current  lingerie literature.

FROM THE GIFT SHOPPE

WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE ON YOUR NEXT FLIGHT?

SPRINGTIME is...

...CLEAN, CLIP AND AIR IT OUT TIME!

There was hair...

...EVERYWHERE!

For those days you can't make it in to HHOF..

Which one are you?

Our youngest client

Proper fit is EVERYTHING.

*ATTENTION NEW MOMS*

IF YOU NEED TO NURSE YOUR INFANT,

THERE'S A LOUNGE OFF THE LADIES ROOM.

thank you.

What's Playing in the Salon Today

You make me so very happy.

kabuki At Home!

It may surprise you to know that at heart, world traveling kabuki is really a home girl!

It is there that kabuki's native talent for the domestic sciences really can blossom.  Note for instance how the clever kabuki, after bleaching the pet poodle with a solution of straight Clorox, has made a fun and decorative wall hanging out of the empty bottle!

I call it Da' Butt

Cheeky, isn't it?

hair up, pants down

Butchie of the Day

Hats off to Norma Desmond on this terribly sensibly butch hair cut that he gave to our client Dr. Ovid McOrchid, PhD. in Womyn's Studies at Sarah Lawrence College.  

Dr. McOrchid is the promoter of the pronoun "Woperown" in place of the word "woman", which is "unnecessarily male-centric."  A woperown is a "woman" who is her own "person".  Since "person" is also male-centric, only the gender neutral part was used.

Dr. McOrchid loves her hair and say that "It shatters the male dominated paradigm of how a woperown should look.  Now if you will excuse me, I have college hoops to watch."

Get This Look for Less

Discounts for seniors every Wednesday here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon.


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Brunch anyone?

 

Be the talk of the town at the next get together.

Sitting Pretty

Geometry in action

The colors of Spring

Stop by HHoF today for a little color in your life!!  Ask for kabuki

Too Good to Stay Home

Here's what YOU'LL be saying when you leave The Hair Hall of Fame Salon...


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Two drink minimum

Profiles in Courage

More Child Makeovers

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Found in the waiting room.

I found this in the magazine pile.

a very happy st. paddy's day..

from famous Irish actress Sophia O'Loren

Client Request

Client: "Can you give me something that looks like spun sugar with a dash of Rose Marie?" 

Lucitebox: "Sure! Sounds great...let's call it Gentle Billow. "

Little does she know this 'do got its name because I almost passed out from her gaseous emissions. 

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We do Weddings!

Let us make your special day even more memorable.  Our bridal services will have you feeling like a princess.

Busy Saturday......

We're not even half-way through the day, and look what we've already accomplished!

This Just In...

The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop has signed an exclusive contract to sell, "The Howard Cosell Wig Collection!"

There will be an additional charge for a personalized fitting and consultation with Howard.

The higher the hair...

There is no additional charge for extra hairspray at HHoF

Child Makeovers.......

They are a kabuki specialty!

This one is from his Rose (marie) period.

The Hair Hall of Fame Oath

In honour of our newest member, kabuki zero, your HHoF beauticians are taking The Hair Hall of Fame Oath.

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Could someone please remind me of the words?

Glamour is timeless

let kabuki show you the way, half-off all harajuku hair bands THIS WEEK ONLY!

Our newest staff member stands on ceremony

The Hair Hall of Fame staff would like to welcome our newest stylist.

The mysterious Kabuki Zero has consented to join the the HHoF. We are, of course over-joyed.

Please welcome him with open kimono.  If you tip well, and if you are nice, he just may give you an Oshiguma for your collection at no extra charge.

We will linkify him following his first post, and is tradition on the HHoF.

Ladies with an Attitude

The genteel girls of Shampoo warble a tune that I hereby nominate as the HHOF National Anthem.

A quick check of the archives reveals that this song first appeared here two years ago, but fuck it - who the hell remembers two years ago?  I have trouble remembering Thursday...

Available now!

At present day prices!!!

Which one suits you?

One Hit Wonders - Boy Krazy

Boy Krazy, a studio created all girl group had one hit in 1993 with "That's What Love Can Do", a Stock  Aitken, Waterman song first recorded by the group in 1991.


Stock  Aitken, Waterman - which was also the production team behind Rick Astley and Bananarama - was the driving force behind much of the dance/crossover music in the late 1980s and early 1990s.  They could have had these young women  yodeling in the Swiss Alps and it would have hit number one in a club.

But alas, these lasses with the gorgeous tresses, and those bee stung plump lips, had a dreadful follow up - Good Times With Bad Bad Boys - and they were consigned to the dust bin of culture.  Look for them on a reality show one day as they try and recapture that magic that once was.