Meet Mrs. Harlan (Eleanora) Mortensen. She was a regular for years, and I dreaded every appointment. Oh, I know - she looks sweet as pie, but believe you me: you get her monthly Copper Temptress rinse one shade off and that crone will cut a beauty operator. I finally palmed her off on Mr. José over at KlassiKuts on Plantagenet Street - told him she was a rich widow looking for a Latin mister right. He was mad, but she only lasted six more months 'til her daughter from Mahopac came down and took her home. Just as well - it was getting harder and harder to ignore her little incontinence issue...
And she is always "just sure that (you) have confused" 'Singapore Sunset Saffron' with the Copper Temptress. And then she barks "Do me right next time or "its a bobby pin in your eye and an elbow in your groin."
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