Hats off to Norma Desmond on this terribly sensibly butch hair cut that he gave to our client Dr. Ovid McOrchid, PhD. in Womyn's Studies at Sarah Lawrence College.
Dr. McOrchid is the promoter of the pronoun "Woperown" in place of the word "woman", which is "unnecessarily male-centric." A woperown is a "woman" who is her own "person". Since "person" is also male-centric, only the gender neutral part was used.
Dr. McOrchid loves her hair and say that "It shatters the male dominated paradigm of how a woperown should look. Now if you will excuse me, I have college hoops to watch."
and i'd presumed ovid was a dude.
ReplyDeleteOvid says that she got the same vibe from you.
DeleteI think I went to summer camp at Camp Woperown when I was 11...explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteYou excelled in lanyard making and whistle blowing, aye?
DeleteWow. Totally thought that was the guy from Alf.
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