In an effort to avoid late fees imposed by stylists for showing up late for appointments, our own MJ was involved in an accident. Remember to always arrive early for your appointment!
I do this stunt all the time just to get groped by hot firemen and rescue workers, plus get a free blanket, and coffee, in the back of the ambulance. I should be crashing into the HHoF foil lined plate glass window anytime now.
Unbelievably, someone drove a car into MY favorite salon a week ago, and the day after my favorite restaurant closed down unexpectedly, too. Now I am unkempt and hungry.
What was with the little chadash that the one rescuer was doing with his hands behind the woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd why was she rushing to get her hair done. From the looks of the top of her head it looks like her hair was gone a long time ago...
Jazz hands!
ReplyDelete*backs over AyeM8y's foot*
driver was bald, hence bitter and angry at beauty business; i rest my case.
ReplyDeleteI do this stunt all the time just to get groped by hot firemen and rescue workers, plus get a free blanket, and coffee, in the back of the ambulance. I should be crashing into the HHoF foil lined plate glass window anytime now.
ReplyDeleteThe driver was taken to the hospital with minor injuries...and WITHOUT A HAIRDO!
ReplyDeleteBless her little heart!
ReplyDeleteUnbelievably, someone drove a car into MY favorite salon a week ago, and the day after my favorite restaurant closed down unexpectedly, too. Now I am unkempt and hungry.
ReplyDelete@Stacia: Your first haircut is free here at The Hair Hall of Fame.
ReplyDeleteCanapé?