Friday, May 6, 2011


Now you too can look like Heino! Just cut along the dotted lines.

I'm lazy today, cancel all my clients and tell them to wear masks and wigs. Also I don't do this particular haircut and honestly, there's not enough bleach in the world.

I'll be in the break room smoking.


  1. Heino Heinous has an _ _ _ _ .

  2. Mein Gott! Ich leibe Heino! I had a German bf and when we'd go visit his parents I'd horrify the rest of the family and delight his father by listening to Heino with him. My bf refused to stand next to me in line while I bought Heino CDs.

  3. Tell Margaret not to run with scissors.