You are evidently overworked and under tipped, and thus mistaken. We here at THHoF are never tired of beauty. We may tire of being on our feet, but never tired in beauty itself.
We recommend some electro convulsive therapy, followed by a bracing saltwater enema to snap you out of it.
Consider yourself reprimanded, and I will note this in your employment file.
But no one teases the way you do!
ReplyDeletenot so fast young lady, mrs. resnick just called and she's on her way in for an emergency wash 'n set!
ReplyDeleteI knew it was only a matter of time till she realized there were no naked penises on the blog and got bored with us.
ReplyDeleteMiss MJ,
ReplyDeleteYou are evidently overworked and under tipped, and thus mistaken. We here at THHoF are never tired of beauty. We may tire of being on our feet, but never tired in beauty itself.
We recommend some electro convulsive therapy, followed by a bracing saltwater enema to snap you out of it.
Consider yourself reprimanded, and I will note this in your employment file.
Mr. Cookie
Apparently there are greener pastures with higher hair and bigger dicks.
ReplyDeleteLadies, I'm SO tired of beauty that I'm considering LETTING MYSELF GO whilst I'm away!
ReplyDeleteMr. Cookie: Allow me to regroup upon my return and we'll have a heart to heart in the break room.
To late,
ReplyDeleteSTOLE!
MJ: Ladies, I'm SO tired of beauty that I'm considering LETTING MYSELF GO whilst I'm away!
ReplyDeleteYou're going to buy a pair of Crocs!
Mr. Cookie: Allow me to regroup upon my return and we'll have a heart to heart in the break room.
As long as we whisper, and then act like we're doing something different when someone walks in, I'm all for it.
@Ayem8y: Beeyotch!!!
ReplyDelete@Mr. Cookie: Crocs?!
I may let myself go a little but I haven't GIVEN UP on life!