That is of course if one goes to church...I prefer to worship the SUN today. But if I was going to church then I would want to look just like Mattie. What an appropriate name for someone with that hair.
Why is it that the scariest "believers" are also the least likely to have attractive hair designs? Doing something like that to yourself after God himself created beautician's is like spitting in the Lord's eye. I'm just saying...
That is of course if one goes to church...I prefer to worship the SUN today. But if I was going to church then I would want to look just like Mattie. What an appropriate name for someone with that hair.
ReplyDeleteI know for a fact you'll be down on your knees.
ReplyDeleteShe ain't gonna need no church...a kerosene lamp around all that hairspray...she's fixin' to BE her own burnin' bush!
ReplyDeleteAnd keep the Aqua-Net close at hand!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that the scariest "believers" are also the least likely to have attractive hair designs? Doing something like that to yourself after God himself created beautician's is like spitting in the Lord's eye. I'm just saying...
ReplyDeleteit's bobby's mother.
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