Wednesday, July 3, 2013
An announcement about staffing and the contest
Since Margaret took a powder and disappeared - last seen drinking Kreml and vowing to shave "that Bitch Diana Ross' head" - the HHoF has been short staffed.
So we have added Mr. Peenee, seen above, to our staff as Receptionist, Telephone Operator and Cashier. Mr. Peenee's job will fall under the watchful eye of Norma Desmond, who heads our Charm and Cheer Squad. As a full time associate of the HHoF, Mr. Peenee will receive training, a glass bowl for his supply of mints and access to the staff lounge, including all of the access and benefits that comes with the staff lounge.
Mr. Peenee's FIRST Duty has been to review contest submissions and decide who has won our Wig Namer contest. That way, Cookie doesn't have to play favorites.
Look for his posting on the winners in the next couple days.