Some trick of yours came by and said you had offered him asylum. I told him I wasn't interested in euphemisms and you weren't here. When I asked him to go get me a root beer, he got all pissy and ran off.
Also, a bunch of cops and suits came busting in looking for you, but they wouldn't get me a root beer either, so I'm taking the rest of the day off cause apparently, I'm the only one who knows how to get a goddam cold pop.
mrpeenee,
receptionaiare
Geez...everything happens on my day off.
ReplyDeleteAnd lay off the root beer - stuff'll kill ya.
Unless you're cutting it with vodka, in which case, share.
He must have misunderstood. I offered him an, ASS SLAM!
ReplyDeleteNot ASYLUM.
i was going to promote you to manageress,
ReplyDeletebut maybe you're not up to the job?
Listen, WE can call it an asylum, but that's only for the employees. It's a sure-fire way to turn off customers.
ReplyDeleteps http://www.yelp.com/biz/hair-asylum-sherman-oaks
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