Wednesday, July 17, 2013

While you were out


Some trick of yours came by and said you had offered him asylum.  I told him I wasn't interested in euphemisms and you weren't here.  When I asked him to go get me a root beer, he got all pissy and ran off.


Also, a bunch of cops and suits came busting in looking for you, but they wouldn't get me a root beer either, so I'm taking the rest of the day off cause apparently, I'm the only one who knows how to get a goddam cold pop.

mrpeenee,
receptionaiare

5 comments:

  1. Geez...everything happens on my day off.

    And lay off the root beer - stuff'll kill ya.

    Unless you're cutting it with vodka, in which case, share.

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  2. He must have misunderstood. I offered him an, ASS SLAM!

    Not ASYLUM.

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  3. i was going to promote you to manageress,
    but maybe you're not up to the job?

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  4. Listen, WE can call it an asylum, but that's only for the employees. It's a sure-fire way to turn off customers.

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  5. ps http://www.yelp.com/biz/hair-asylum-sherman-oaks

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