Thursday, August 19, 2010

Salon Sweeper

Mean Dirty Pirate (Ayem8y) has been demoted to floor sweeper…

9 comments:

  1. And honey? We can see your Secret Lady Place.

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  2. tell me about it. she's always trimming it at her station. my clients are seldom amused.

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  3. My Lady Place aint such a secret.

    Is someone still upset that I mixed up pure bleach and left in on her head until her hair fell out? Or was it that I made her drink Barbracide?

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  4. I'm calling the healthy department!

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  5. I meant the HEALTH department.

    See what you made me do?

    Dammit.

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  6. hey aye! we stopped using BARBRACIDE years ago since streisand stopped coming in.

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  7. Dammit! No one ever tells me these things. So what is that blue liquid then? Wait I don't want to know.

    Is it MJ's urine?

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  8. Don't make me call Cookie.

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  9. She mixed up the Barbacide with my Fanta and tried to fool me at cocktail hour.

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