We can help to bring out the most lovely you.
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| Mr. Bert Lahr in the Broadway production of "The Beauty Part", 1961. |
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Cross-Dress For Less!
We can help to bring out the most lovely you.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
While You Were Out
The guy who lives in the dumpster out back came in and said his feet were bothering him. He also said aliens were blocking his prostate nerve signals. I said I couldn't do anything about that, but that you were the go-to bitch for pedicures, so he's waiting for you back in your station. He said he'd have to pay you in aluminum cans, I said you'd been paid with worse. Also, you're going to have to refill that blue stuff you sterilize the combs with, he drank it all.
I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, I've had to breath through my mouth the whole time he's been here.
mrpeenee,
receptionaire
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
The Women of Mad Men
Weeks after the finale, I have to admit, I wasn't impressed with the last episode of Mad Men. Did you watch Mad Men? There's nothing on the tv now, so how about a look back at the women of Mad Men? I left some of them out, but you can tell us all about your favorites in the comments.
Jane
Megan
Peggy
Trudy
Sylvia
Midge
Dawn
Sally
Rachel
Joyce
Helen
Ida
[via everywhere on the internet.]
Mug Shot Monday
If your planning on going out and being rowdy then getting arrested, be sure to get your hair done. We specialize in mugshot worthy jail proof styles.
BOOK your appointment and relax until your BOOKING.
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Absolutely Kookie
Does your hair look like a fuzzy, frizzy fried mess in this humidity? Have you thought about wearing a wig to the beach?
Bring your wig to The Hair Hall of Fame for a summertime tune-up. We're sure you'll love our découpage treatment famous patented Clear Sealant™ salon procedure! Ask for Lucitebox.
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Friday, July 19, 2013
Say "hi" to our newest shampoo boy, Dave...
As you see, he's also skilled at shining shoes.
Dave's here as part of our commitment to the Re-Employment Network, Taking Bright Opportunities to the Young program.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Oh dear...
that beauty-school matron that was filling in for me when I was on vacation was not what we expected.
Seniors Day
For those curious clients wondering who that is answering our phones and booking your appointments, Meet Mr. Peenee, our receptionaire.
While you were out
Some trick of yours came by and said you had offered him asylum. I told him I wasn't interested in euphemisms and you weren't here. When I asked him to go get me a root beer, he got all pissy and ran off.
Also, a bunch of cops and suits came busting in looking for you, but they wouldn't get me a root beer either, so I'm taking the rest of the day off cause apparently, I'm the only one who knows how to get a goddam cold pop.
mrpeenee,
receptionaiare
Monday, July 15, 2013
Challenging Clients #13
No matter how many clients get backed up on a Monday morning, Mrs. Melvin (Flora) Carmichael always wants the full-on glamour package, and you can bet she wants a discount for being a weekly.
It's bad enough having to match her bangs to her goddam turkey-feather pillbox, and it's taking more and more time every week just to find her thin little lips in order to stencil on her Max Factor Crimson Demoiselle, but lately I'm having trouble convincing her that it's just not possible to cloak her permanently in a soft-focus haze. I think I'll have to call her husband and tell him it's time to Vaseline the mirrors...
Friday, July 12, 2013
Catch A Geezer
You, too, can be date bait tonight!
All it takes is stylish knitwear, some fun dance moves, a few witty asides...and a visit to the Hair Hall of Fame. Stop in for your beauty consultation today!
[image via ebay]
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Hello?
We've got a roll of dimes. We're wearing our our swim caps and we have our swimsuits underneath our shift dresses. We're calling everyone we know to find out who has a god damn pool.
Help! It's hot.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Patron announcement: We have a groom!
Cookie has learned that our very own Muscato has married his Mr. Muscato! Now that the is out of the "Sandlands", he's become a groom and swept his man off his feet and done married him!
So hop over there and throw some cyber rice at the groom and his groom.
While You Were Out
The Ribbon Lady came by and asked if she could lick your chair.
She said you would be ok with it. I told her to go to town, I didn't care.
I'm gonna take the rest of the afternoon off, I got things to do.
mrpeenee,
receptionaire.
She said you would be ok with it. I told her to go to town, I didn't care.
I'm gonna take the rest of the afternoon off, I got things to do.
mrpeenee,
receptionaire.
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
MYSTERY REVEALED!
July 7ths Mystery post garnered all sorts of marvelous guesses, but no one managed
to figure out that my, "Hairstyle of the Month" is none other than Jaye P. Morgan!
Everyone must remember her from The Gong Show, right?
Jaye also popped up on The Match Game as well as Hollywood Squares.
The last time I saw Jaye was in the 2002 release, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."
Wiki says she'll be 82 in December and that she has a spouse who is 59.
THIS is my favorite Morgan tune. It's très autobiographical.
Just for Lesbians
And I understand that they have added the "Ellen" and the "Portia" to their styling list.
Monday, July 8, 2013
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