It's true! The HHOF is now offering professional massage services in our glamourous new day spa! Just ask for Akim or Gyorgi. One-hour sessions available Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, and Saturday nights. Inquire about Akim's "Special Couples Treat"!
Note to stylists: the break room will be off limits on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 1:00 p.m. and Saturdays from 6:00, until further notice.
Honestly, Tuesdays and Thursdays from 1:00 p.m. onward are the days that MJ likes to get drunk in the break room, so I imagine she'll just drink from a flask at her station right in front of her clients and everybody.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's just be grateful she doesn't work Saturday nights - Gyorgi doesn't put up with kind of stuff!
DeleteMJ trims her toenails during her lunch hour, whilst watching "Secret Storm" at 1pm. You realize this means she'll have to take her break in waiting room now.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Margaret could clear her a corner at the back of the shop - it's not like anyone's buying those toilet-roll covers made out of knockoff Barbies that have been gathering dust over there behind the hot rollers...
DeleteShe can hide her toenail clippings under the TP cozies.
Deletei can't wait to find out what oils they use.
ReplyDeleteRancid.
DeleteAre these massages "full release"? Who's the better equipped masseur ?
ReplyDeleteWell, Gyorgi has the deeper touch, but Akim seems to get all the repeat trade...
DeleteAs for Happy Endings, well, once you've paid for the time, whatever you can work out with the boys is your business. I just hope you speak Uzbek.