Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
Attention, Please!
Akim and Gyorgi have asked me to remind all HHoF customers that they reserve the right to refuse any and all services at their own discretion. As some of you may have heard, there was a regrettable incident in the
Note to staff working reception: Under no circumstances should you accept future appointments from anyone who identifies himself as "Mr. Preston," "Mr. Trovalta," or "Mr. Barbarino." We get the cops in here one more time this month and we'll never finish paying for those Benevolent Fund benefit tickets.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Where is MJ?
Cookie is concerned that Mistress MJ, aka Vagabond Lady, hasn't returned from her from her whirlwind tour of Lower Scunthorpe. Did she just say "Fuck Everything" and disappear?
Monday, January 21, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Now in the HHoF giftshop: MERKIN MANIA
With MJ away, we thought it was time for some merkins, lest anyone out there feel as if they were about to go through merkin withdrawal.
We found this old ad online that reads:
Alas, no complete address. Still, there's no mistaking, this is a manly product.
We also found this for the ladies:
"Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay?"
Kitty Carpet, available online, advertises itself at the "reusable downstairs toupee". Our sample is shown in the ever popular "straw" coloring.
Ask Margaret in our gift shop about our full line of merkins. Wednesday's blue-rinse merkins are half-off*!
*The pile is not quite as thickly thatched.
We found this old ad online that reads:
"If wearing a bikini is your thing, THE PUBIC HAIR WIG will add sensual pleasure to the on-looker and yourself. Worn on nude beaches, it's even more exciting! At last you can shave your privates without anyone knowing. THE PUBIC HAIR WIG is a real turn-on as it can be worn above the hairy areas or as a cover-up. Hand made with invisible stick on tape only $9.95. Send cash, check or money order with hair sample for a perfect match to: MAN HAIR..."
Alas, no complete address. Still, there's no mistaking, this is a manly product.
We also found this for the ladies:
"Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay?"
Kitty Carpet, available online, advertises itself at the "reusable downstairs toupee". Our sample is shown in the ever popular "straw" coloring.
Ask Margaret in our gift shop about our full line of merkins. Wednesday's blue-rinse merkins are half-off*!
*The pile is not quite as thickly thatched.
Did You Know?
It's true! The HHOF is now offering professional massage services in our glamourous new day spa! Just ask for Akim or Gyorgi. One-hour sessions available Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, and Saturday nights. Inquire about Akim's "Special Couples Treat"!
Note to stylists: the break room will be off limits on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 1:00 p.m. and Saturdays from 6:00, until further notice.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Challenging Client #8: the Perils of Power
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, mattyOily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxenKnotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braidedPowdered, flowered and confettied,Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied...
Eventually, we had to give her up; the long weekly flights to Yaoundé for her maintenance wash and sets were bad enough, but we simply lost patience with having to explain to her that there just weren't any more techniques we hadn't already tried. Hers is in fact the world's only straightened, stripped, dyed, permed, ironed, layored, razored, texturized, up, down, marceled, and ruthlessly curled 'do in history. But she always wants more...
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Seniors Day
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
PriBeen There
Please note: Fabulous dance moves described HERE. (This is my new favorite blog.)
Also note: This Bollywood film is on heavy rotation in the Hair Hall of Fame break room. We're always trying to perfect our moves. Margaret is
New Directions in Millinery
Too pooped to bouff your 'do? Oh, we've all been there, girls, but now there's hope! Why not try one of these charming new head cosies? See Margaret in the Gift Shoppe for sizes and colors...
Monday, January 14, 2013
Teenage Crush
contrary to the date on the clip, this mega hit was actually recorded this day in 1957:
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Monday, January 7, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Move Over, Ladies!
New Year, new 'dos, carissimi! It's 2013 - why shouldn't beehive glamour be available to boys as well as girls? I admit that I'm less sold on the idea of matted fur T-shirts, but why quibble?
[via pxleyes.com]
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
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