Oh, that's a picture of Angelino Pascalli the famous blind hairdresser. He does all of his work by mapping the head with the sensitivity of his whiskers.
About me: I'm old, I collect expired THHoF coupons, wear my underwear inside out so when I take them off they look good on Wally's floor in the AM, collect cut hair that sticks to Cordoba's wheels to make doll wiglets, and for fun, I mix Kreml with baking soda and pour this bubbling mixture into my bird bath! The birds love this unexpected spa treat (so does Wally).
Cookie, The last time I purchased a jar of Dippity Do, I got home, struggled forever to open it with my rubber jar opener, only to discover a huge 3" wide hole and some curly hairs in the center of the gel! And, the store clerk laughed at me when I demanded a refund. I then switched to liquid Kreml. Once you've had Kreml, you'll never go back. See you on THHoF floor.
I'm more of an L.A. Looks man myself but hey we all have our favorites. Oh Capricorn, Southern fried and breadeded, and my one regret is that they quit making roux fanci tone hair color. I miss my saucy beige hair. Also after watching one of those late 70's film reel's in the seventh grade featuring a gay guy who lived alone with his fat cat this became my greatest fear in life. I now live alone with a twenty pound black cat and it's just as bad as I feared.
Cory, you can find it in the UK at something called, "Hair Supermarket Hairsupermarket.com." If you bring Cookie a big vat of "Dippity Do" he may arrange for a group field trip to the UK to stock up. If that doesn't work, try, "Ball Beauty Supply. BallBeauty.com." Although they don't have "Saucy Beige" may I suggest trying, "Forbidden Gold." This could be THHoF's signature color, resulting in you being their Poster Child.
Cookie has "Dippity Do." Cory has "Roux." Margaret has "Kreml." Jason has "THHoF Backroom Floor Residue."
R/E Observer- Neither Google or Yahoo would let me comment on this blog anymore and it was too much trouble to deal with them. Observer is me TB, puggerpete, twat head, because I'm using an open ID.
And I have pills. Pugger! What on earth is going on. Considering the ridiculous amount of "senior days" we've been having around here, we'll let ANYONE in...obviously they're just jealous.
I'm bald!
ReplyDeleteHe must really need the business to be kissing her. TB
ReplyDeleteDEEP BLUE: Click here to see all our “Bald” posts!
ReplyDeleteOBSERVER: Times are tough for all of us.
Now…tell us a little about yourself.
Let’s start with your name…do you like to watch?
i lost more clients that way.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's a picture of Angelino Pascalli the famous blind hairdresser. He does all of his work by mapping the head with the sensitivity of his whiskers.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: We’re still awash in legal bills!
ReplyDeleteMOXIE ANNE: So it’s true what they say about how the other senses compensate.
She's a stiff! Somethin' ain't right here!
ReplyDeleteAbout me: I'm old, I collect expired THHoF coupons, wear my underwear inside out so when I take them off they look good on Wally's floor in the AM, collect cut hair that sticks to Cordoba's wheels to make doll wiglets, and for fun, I mix Kreml with baking soda and pour this bubbling mixture into my bird bath! The birds love this unexpected spa treat (so does Wally).
MARGARET: Have you brought along any of your famous Kreml Dip to this get together of ours?
ReplyDeleteMJ, I'll bring a vat of the Kreml Dip if you'll supply the plastic capes for the floor wiggle!
ReplyDeleteMargaret, you must move beyond Kreml. Say yes to the Dippty Do.
ReplyDeleteCookie, The last time I purchased a jar of Dippity Do, I got home, struggled forever to open it with my rubber jar opener, only to discover a huge 3" wide hole and some curly hairs in the center of the gel! And, the store clerk laughed at me when I demanded a refund. I then switched to liquid Kreml. Once you've had Kreml, you'll never go back. See you on THHoF floor.
ReplyDeleteLeo, and my name is jason
ReplyDeleteNow I like a woman that's quiet
A woman who carries herself like
Miss Universe...
float on.
I'm more of an L.A. Looks man myself but hey we all have our favorites. Oh Capricorn, Southern fried and breadeded, and my one regret is that they quit making roux fanci tone hair color. I miss my saucy beige hair. Also after watching one of those late 70's film reel's in the seventh grade featuring a gay guy who lived alone with his fat cat this became my greatest fear in life. I now live alone with a twenty pound black cat and it's just as bad as I feared.
ReplyDelete@ Cory, Oh, they still stock Roux in my 'hood, but it's on the bottom shelf, sort of dusty. Try CVS, or online, saucy beige (oxymoron).
ReplyDeletecancer, my name's larry.
ReplyDeleteFor real the permanent kind? I haven't been able to find any online maybe I haven't look hard enough. Thank you Margaret.
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE ALL INSANE!
ReplyDeleteAnd we here at The Hair Hall of Fame adore you.
Cory, you can find it in the UK at something called, "Hair Supermarket Hairsupermarket.com." If you bring Cookie a big vat of "Dippity Do" he may arrange for a group field trip to the UK to stock up. If that doesn't work, try, "Ball Beauty Supply. BallBeauty.com." Although they don't have "Saucy Beige" may I suggest trying, "Forbidden Gold." This could be THHoF's signature color, resulting in you being their Poster Child.
ReplyDeleteCookie has "Dippity Do."
Cory has "Roux."
Margaret has "Kreml."
Jason has "THHoF Backroom Floor Residue."
R/E Observer- Neither Google or Yahoo would let me comment on this blog anymore and it was too much trouble to deal with them. Observer is me TB, puggerpete, twat head, because I'm using an open ID.
ReplyDeleteOh, that explains why you wouldn't go out with me or give into MJ's pumping.
ReplyDeleteShut your open ID, please!
And I have pills. Pugger! What on earth is going on. Considering the ridiculous amount of "senior days" we've been having around here, we'll let ANYONE in...obviously they're just jealous.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Tomorrow's Seniors' Day, and I'm starting to roll out now, Donna! Watch your toes!
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