End of the Month Party? Need a last minute do? Are there knots in your britches? Don't get caught with your pants down bitches! We're open late so you don't have to miss your date too. Is that rats nest too wild to tame? Then git yourself over to the Hair Hall of Fame! When we're done with you, that hair don't will become a hair do!
There's that dated wood again. This time, though, it's Dad's wood.
ReplyDeletewhose panties are you wearing, marlon brandos?
ReplyDeleteNorma, generally speaking, if you have to ask someone if they are wearing their own panties, there's a problem.
ReplyDeleteI don't know out about the rest of you but I'm not giving her a bikini wax. Which reminds me I have a lovely spread of Miss Normadesmond and I do mean spread somewhere in my disorganized files. Au naturel but too risque for this PG blog. TB
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