As a belated gift to all my fellow stylists, I present you with some designs I created while on holiday. (Similar to the way the housekeeping staff braids the hair of silly little White girls for $40. By the pool of course, beverage in hand.)
Norma- Gum Popping Trainee Stylist was invited by moi to join us. Fresh faced, and young enough to be our collective son, he is wickedly funny. Gum Popping Trainee Stylist has the sharpest shears this side of the Mississippi, and gets right to the point.
Clutch the pearls, you sir are FABULOUS!
ReplyDeletefestive!
ReplyDeletehave we been introduced?
ReplyDelete@Gum Popping Trainee Stylist: I'm surprised you had time to post this what with your shagging the bag boy all evening.
ReplyDeleteNorma- Gum Popping Trainee Stylist was invited by moi to join us. Fresh faced, and young enough to be our collective son, he is wickedly funny. Gum Popping Trainee Stylist has the sharpest shears this side of the Mississippi, and gets right to the point.
ReplyDeleteAnd he loves Jewish men with Corgi's.
Cookie: Mutual, I'm sur-ah. [pops gum]
ReplyDeleteMJ: He *is* a tiger. I'll admit, he did wear down the tread on the tires. Yet, ever resilient, I persevered for the noble cause of beauty.