Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Fresh, New, Mod Back To School Looks!

A. The Sacheen Littlefeather
B. The Mean Girl
C. The Macramania
D. The Daisy Chain
E. The Labrador
F. The Edwardian Lobotomy

Cross-Dress For Less!



We can help to bring out the most lovely you.


Mr. Bert Lahr in the Broadway production of "The Beauty Part", 1961.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Name this do...

Sometimes I just get carried away with the hairspray, and the magic happens.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Oopsie!


Who farted?
 

Happy 70th Birthday, Mick Jagger!

While You Were Out


The guy who lives in the dumpster out back came in and said his feet were bothering him.  He also said aliens were blocking his prostate nerve signals.  I said I couldn't do anything about that, but that you were the go-to bitch for pedicures, so he's waiting for you back in your station.  He said he'd have to pay you in aluminum cans, I said you'd been paid with worse.  Also, you're going to have to refill that blue stuff you sterilize the combs with, he drank it all.

I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, I've had to breath through my mouth the whole time he's been here.

mrpeenee,
receptionaire

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Bardon't


Geisha Hair


Suggested do's for the Geisha in your life.

Monday, July 22, 2013

The Women of Mad Men


Weeks after the finale, I have to admit, I wasn't impressed with the last episode of Mad Men. Did you watch Mad Men?   There's nothing on the tv now, so how about a look back at the women of Mad Men?  I left some of them out, but you can tell us all about your favorites in the comments.



Joan

Jane



Megan 


Peggy

Trudy 



Sylvia
Midge

Dawn


Sally

Rachel

Joyce

Helen


Ida

[via everywhere on the internet.]

Mug Shot Monday


If your planning on going out and being rowdy then getting arrested, be sure to get your hair done. We specialize in mugshot worthy jail proof styles.

BOOK your appointment and relax until your BOOKING.



Sunday, July 21, 2013

Here at HHOF we try to stay on the cutting edge of hair technology

Photo: In space...no one wants bad hair.

Absolutely Kookie


Does your hair look like a fuzzy, frizzy fried mess in this humidity? Have you thought about wearing a wig to the beach?

Bring your wig to The Hair Hall of Fame for a summertime tune-up. We're sure you'll love our découpage treatment famous patented Clear Sealant™ salon procedure! Ask for Lucitebox. 

[via]

Friday, July 19, 2013

Step it up, ladies....we have competition!


Hey Swingers!


It's date night. Let's get together for a barbecue!

[via]

Say "hi" to our newest shampoo boy, Dave...


As you see, he's also skilled at shining shoes.

Dave's here as part of our commitment to the Re-Employment Network, Taking Bright Opportunities to the Young program.


Miss Lana Turner


That's right.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Oh dear...

that beauty-school matron that was filling in for me when I was on vacation was not what we expected.

Seniors Day

For those curious clients wondering who that is answering our phones and booking your appointments, Meet Mr. Peenee, our receptionaire.


While you were out


Some trick of yours came by and said you had offered him asylum.  I told him I wasn't interested in euphemisms and you weren't here.  When I asked him to go get me a root beer, he got all pissy and ran off.


Also, a bunch of cops and suits came busting in looking for you, but they wouldn't get me a root beer either, so I'm taking the rest of the day off cause apparently, I'm the only one who knows how to get a goddam cold pop.

mrpeenee,
receptionaiare

Monday, July 15, 2013

Falsies


Challenging Clients #13


No matter how many clients get backed up on a Monday morning, Mrs. Melvin (Flora) Carmichael always wants the full-on glamour package, and you can bet she wants a discount for being a weekly.

It's bad enough having to match her bangs to her goddam turkey-feather pillbox, and it's taking more and more time every week just to find her thin little lips in order to stencil on her Max Factor Crimson Demoiselle, but lately I'm having trouble convincing her that it's just not possible to cloak her permanently in a soft-focus haze.  I think I'll have to call her husband and tell him it's time to Vaseline the mirrors...

Just Because...


Friday, July 12, 2013

Catch A Geezer


You, too, can be date bait tonight! 

All it takes is stylish knitwear, some fun dance moves, a few witty asides...and a visit to the Hair Hall of Fame.  Stop in for your beauty consultation today! 

[image via ebay]

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Hello?


We've got a roll of dimes.  We're wearing our our swim caps and we have our swimsuits underneath our shift dresses. We're calling everyone we know to find out who has a god damn pool. 

Help! It's hot.

[via (left to right: Me, MJ and Cookie)]

Silk purses out of sows ears.

weirdvintage:

Getting pretty, 1950s style (via World of Wonder)

Here at HHOF our cosmeticians put the "art" in make up artistry!

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Patron announcement: We have a groom!



Cookie has learned that our very own Muscato has married  his Mr. Muscato!  Now that the is out of the "Sandlands", he's become a groom and swept his man off his feet and done married him!

So hop over there and throw some cyber rice at the groom and his groom.

While You Were Out

The Ribbon Lady came by and asked if she could lick your chair.



She said you would be ok with it.  I told her to go to town, I didn't care.

I'm gonna take the rest of the afternoon off, I got things to do.

mrpeenee,
receptionaire.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

MYSTERY REVEALED!



July 7ths Mystery post garnered all sorts of marvelous guesses, but no one managed 
to figure out that my, "Hairstyle of the Month" is none other than Jaye P. Morgan!



Everyone must remember her from The Gong Show, right? 
Jaye also popped up on The Match Game as well as Hollywood Squares. 



The last time I saw Jaye was in the 2002 release, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."
Wiki says she'll be 82 in December and that she has a spouse who is 59.

THIS is my favorite Morgan tune. It's très autobiographical.