though scissor over comb is recommended for the bushy chip-chop.
I shave my own balls because no one else will.
Sweetie, I'll shave your fun bag.
*filed under "conversations I wish I'd never heard but will jot down for future reference"*
And we charge extra to fix it when you do.
*now* you tell me
CC darling - I wish you had told me at half past Beaujolais.When will we civvies ever learn?