Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't fool me - I know a repurposed Raquel Welch number when I see one...
He's just trying to help you become the woman you have always wanted to become.
When I called Howard he told me the "Jill Munroe" was no longer available. Now what?
Should I just go for the Kelly Garrett in ash?
It's true, Howard is fresh out of Farrah's and no such luck on the Kelly Garrett. Would madame like to see a Sabrina Duncan in platinum?
Actually I'd prefer the Sandy Duncan in tawny blonde. Or is that the Tawny Duncan in sandy blonde....?
Would you care to snack on some Wheat Thins while I fetch that for you?No Sandy, but there is a Tawny Welch and after all these are Raquel's recycled castoffs anyway...
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kabuki will be wearing a florence henderson in black for dispaly purposes only!
you do know that ain't howard, right?it may be kazan, i'm not sure.of course, it IS cosell's toupee.