Get the Seniors out as soon as possible. Dump left over hair color into a pancake pourer, then shove them toward the exit sign.
Guess who's got a PFLAG meeting tonight!
It seems like we're having Seniors Day every other day around here. They don't tip, they stay all day, and they help themselves to my stash when I'm mixing up their color. NO MORE!
And don't forget: they leak. Make sure you disinfect your beauty chair.