Are you vexed? In a panic, Take a deep breath Bitches, The HHof is there for you
End of the Month Party? Need a last minute do? Are there knots in your britches? Don't get caught with your pants down bitches! We're open late so you don't have to miss your date too. Is that rats nest too wild to tame? Then git yourself over to the Hair Hall of Fame! When we're done with you, that hair don't will become a hair do!