Saturday, January 8, 2011

Happy Birthday, Elvis

On this, the 76th birth anniversary of Elvis Presley, The Hair Hall of Fame is proud to present…

A SAMPLE OF HAIR FROM ELVIS PRESLEY!

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A sample of hair from Elvis Presley was displayed at the Leslie Hindman auction house October 15, 2009 in Chicago, Illinois. The hair was auctioned October 18th along with other Elvis memorabilia from the collection of Gary Pepper; a long-time Elvis friend and president of one of his first fan clubs. The hair which has an auction estimate of $8-12 thousand is believed to be from Elvis' Army haircut.

Open Another Case Of Brylcreem....


Gary Cooper is having an unruly day.

Practice Dummy

Attention Trainees: Sharpen your shaving skills on this practice model…

Customer Complaints

You know the type…

I can’t get no satisfaction.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Pray to the Lord


Please won't you meet, my neighbor?

Meet Ted Williams, panhandler, before his appointment with the stylist.  His scary hair may have impacted his donations at Hudson Street and I-71.



And Ted Williams, a day later, now former panhandler, after meeting with a stylist.

See what a good do can do for you?

The husband and I were watching TV yesterday and they were doing this story about a panhandler with a golden voice on the national news.  And as they cut to the tape, the husband said - "Hey, that's our freeway ramp!"  And I said, "Hey that's our homeless person!"

And sure as the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west, there was our scary looking (but very polite) panhandler who works the ramp not more than three blocks from Ville d'Cookie!  Of course we literally live on the other side of the tracks from his former place of employment. 

Well now that Ted has vacated his ramp, the place was quick to fill up with all manner of people today at noon jockeying for position, hoping for handout and their BIG BREAK.  A gummy older man proclaimed that "He," presumably Ted, "don't have anything on me. I speak as good as he do."

Yeah, I don't think so.

Still, we take a certain amount of pride that our homeless person has become an overnight sensation, with the help of a chance encounter, a seductive voice and some wild hair that is now under control.

In the Closet

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A little off the top please.

Perfection


And those glasses are the cat's meow!



Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Guess That 'Do


Who can it be(ehive) now?
(If you already know, let the others guess first!)

FABULOUS NEW "BLOW" DRYER



(FOR USE IN OUR PRIVATE BOOTHS ONLY, PLEASE.)

I Know Where I'll Be Later...

Torres Barber

5219 N Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90042

Reviewed by mom S.

I take my son to the barber to get his hair cut and I have been to Mr. Torres' Barber Shop many times. I believe that we need to frequent small community business in our neighborhood and that is important to me. It is not my favorite place but it is in the neighborhood I grew up in. I have waited for up to 2 hrs for my sons haircut in the past.The guys there know their stuff and they obviously take their time and do a good job. My husband is white and he is not impressed by them nor their efficiency and he prefers to drive to North Glendale. Today I attempted to get my son who is 5 yrs old hair cut and after waiting for thirty minutes I walked out. I am very conservative and as a mother I had to endure nonstop cursing, barbers were texting while working, inappropriate clients talking about "shooting up" and how they needed to be "high" and I really thought that was not the kind of talk I wanted my son to hear. They are NOT a family barber nor do they care about their image nor were the 4 barbers concerned about discretion. I will NEVER go back and I am sick of how our society thinks that it is okay to use curse words in every other sentence.


I went there 2 times, The first time I went to this young barber who I must say that did a great job. I went back and he was busy and I went to this other barber. Well I think he had a problem cutting white guys hair. or didn't want a white guy in his chair. He screwed up my hair so bad that he put some gel in it to hide the large line on the side of my head. Grant it was a Sunday around 2:30pm and now I was on the hunt to find a barber to fix what was the worst haircut I had ever had in years. I had to tell the next barber that I went to a women barber and could tell him the a guy had cut my hair.
Well after the second barber saw my haircut. He showed me the huge line on the side and said well we have to go really short to fix that up. When he looked at the top, he said the same thing too.
So let put it this way it was before Christmas and had to look like I had just joined the army.

Beautician by Day, Swinger by Night

Presenting The Hair Hall of Fame Manager as you’ve never seen her before!

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Salon Proprietor Ask the Cool Cookie doesn’t spend ALL of her time wrapped around a volume of poetry or a best-seller.

On Friday and Saturday nights, Cookie’s on the town with the rest of the swingers!

None of these women could fit their do's in my Prius


Someone needs to take this video and overlay it with some classic "Brown Chicken Brown Cow" music!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tools of the Trade



Hey, it was worth it.

Nuts!


Bitch has always been a little squirrely.



Pump Up the Volume



Mystery of Black, cont.


Little Richard has nothing on this delicate Southern flower. Crawl out from under the impression that you are beautiful, because you've been put to shame by this sweet magnolia blossom.

Elegance has a name, and it is SheQuayQuay!

We Break For Beauty

Female Trouble



Not again!
©Thombeau

Original mugshot found here.  Her name is Carol Andrews.




Easy and Romantic


The perfect hairstyle for your favorite casserole!



Seriously


Never underestimate the influence of the Judds.



Monday, January 3, 2011

Deals on Wheels


For dykes on bikes.



The Mystery of Black

Not Coco's, presumably.
Joe Frazier gets groomed

JB looking rather demure

Bo Diddley gets konked

AND
the most stunning creature that ever lived - Little Richard!

Bang, bang


Here we have a young woman; she insists on hiding behind her bangs and cat-glasses, as if to say, "Go away! I am not through pupating."



Here we have the same girl, now young woman.  Free of her past, she has thrown her glasses away, and emerged confident, the captain of her own ship.  Notice the glow of her hair!

She is done with the pupating!  She is woman!

'Do of the Day


Subtle sophistication. And valium.



James Brown Follow-Up

Hairspray fail...

Spotlight on James Brown, Y’all!

Hey! With your bad self – use Mystery of Black and be bad as me!
- James Brown

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

say cheese!


Back from Holiday

As a belated gift to all my fellow stylists, I present you with some designs I created while on holiday. (Similar to the way the housekeeping staff braids the hair of silly little White girls for $40. By the pool of course, beverage in hand.)






Dolly Parton Wigs

Be all the women you WANT to be!

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Endorsed by the Witness Protection Plan

She had no dandruff, but lint made a black sweater impossible

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Meanwhile, at the Salon...



Shiny Shiny


Bad times behind me...



That's Right


Out with the old, in with the new.



(Texans on Fifth Avenue, 1975 by Louis Stettner)

POOF! We're Naming Names



"NAMING NAMES - - Aileen Mehle is the woman the Hearst Syndicate hired to take over Oleg Cassini's column after the FBI began investigating him in the 1960s about his connections to Fidel Castro and Cuba. Mehle slightly changed the pen name and column to Suzy Knickerbocker and was even given the vacant seat on the CBS panel game show "What's My Line?" previously held by fellow Hearst columnist Dorothy Kilgallen after she died suddenly. (Brown Archive Photo)"  {via}  

Wash 2010 Right Outta Your Hair