“Have you learned nothing from Kellyanne? Smile, take the question, don’t answer it, complain about Hillary Clinton. It’s not a difficult formula. Which raises the important question: Why the hell is he president instead of her? Kellyanne is the soulless, Machiavellian despot America deserves, not this undisciplined Hobbit-handed omnishambles. Lean in, bitch. You’re the one with super powers. You changed history, and also possibly ended it. So Kellyanne, welcome to the Hall of Fame. If you’d like to pick up your award, it’ll be behind our studio, in the alley where women will be getting their abortions a year from now. Thanks for everything.” -- Samantha Bee
i'm thinking of the film, "the fly" when goldblum was more fly than man & how he began eating geena davis' boyfriend. i'll use that fly acid on kellyanne's hooves.
I mean this sincerely...My love to all, and may God help us all. Mike Judge should not have to bear the burden of a prophet...#Idiocracy
ReplyDelete“Have you learned nothing from Kellyanne? Smile, take the question, don’t answer it, complain about Hillary Clinton. It’s not a difficult formula. Which raises the important question: Why the hell is he president instead of her? Kellyanne is the soulless, Machiavellian despot America deserves, not this undisciplined Hobbit-handed omnishambles. Lean in, bitch. You’re the one with super powers. You changed history, and also possibly ended it. So Kellyanne, welcome to the Hall of Fame. If you’d like to pick up your award, it’ll be behind our studio, in the alley where women will be getting their abortions a year from now. Thanks for everything.”
ReplyDelete-- Samantha Bee
I love Canadian women.
DeleteShame she did all that and nothing with that mug.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a half price hooker at the end of a Fleet Week.
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ReplyDeletei'm thinking of the film, "the fly" when goldblum was more fly than man & how he began eating geena davis' boyfriend. i'll use that fly acid on kellyanne's hooves.
"There, there..here's a little dab of KREML for the beast in your midst."
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