Summer Will Be Here Before You Know It
Don't ruin your hair! Wear a whimsical swim cap and protect your investment. Remember: Bleach + Sun + Chlorine = Green Hair. And nobody looks good in green hair. Except for maybe Kabukisan. Stop by The Hair Hall of Fame Gift Shop for a snug-tight, stay-put personalized fitting today.
we sell condoms for those heads too?
ReplyDeleteOh that reminds me, I forgot to refill the dispenser on your station.
DeleteDon't go sniffing around Norma if you're looking for something "snug-tight."
ReplyDeleteIt's probably never a good idea to go sniffing around Norma...
DeleteMy God, is there anything Margaret won't try to get some traffic into that Shoppe?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of...has anyone seen or heard from Margaret lately?
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