Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A New Client!


What would you do to make her feel pretty?



Posted by Thombeau at 9:49 PM

12 comments:

  1. jasonOctober 12, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Lots of bobby pins.

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  2. normadesmondOctober 12, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    "will that be paper or plastic?"

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  3. CoryOctober 13, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    I think she already feels pretty, the eyes are the window to the soul and something about this lady tells me she possesses inner beauty, a beauty rarely seen anywhere anymore, apparently.

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  4. The Cool CookieOctober 13, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I like Cory's answer, but we here at the HHOF aren't that deep.

    I say: Throw away the dimestore beads, get rid of the glasses. Ship her off to Flabby Acre's Fat Farm in Abbey Florida for six months of cardio and heath food. Then we fly her back, and look at her until we get inspired. Then we got to work on the hair (carefully keeping her hands away from the donuts that Norma brings in every day) and with a classic cut she's be ready for anything.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    Give her a shot of Kreml, spin her around, and lock her in the in THHoF overflow closet, with Wally.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Throw her into the exercise yard for the lifers at a state prison.

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  7. The MistressOctober 13, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Ah yes, the Kreml cure.

    It worked for Margaret!

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  8. ayeM8yOctober 13, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Lock her in the sauna cabinet for two weeks and feed her fruit cocktail. Tweeze her brows razor thin, bleach her hair platinum, set with a marcel wave. Drape her frame in floor length form fitting satin, a pair of lorgnettes and kitten heels.

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  9. Mar gar etOctober 13, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    Monster Mash.

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  10. designing wallyOctober 14, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    SHE Always smiles like that whenever I suck on her balls.....

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  11. AnonymousOctober 15, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    Told you.

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  12. Moxie Anne MagnusOctober 23, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    That just goes to show you, pearls always bring a look together.

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