Okay, which one of you accidentally forgot to check on me 3 weeks ago while I was waiting for my below-the-knee waxing in THHoF "overflow" closet? Ironic timing to have your annual shipment of Barbasol delivered, and stacked up, against the door. Thankfully, your restaurant pilfering of, ketchup, duck and mustard sauce packets, was enough to keep me alive until your night cleaning crew opened the door to empty dirty water buckets into my face, rousing me out of a heat lamp coma. I was, during those weeks, however, able to hear everything going on in THHoF salon, including, "Seniors' Day With REAL SENIORS Day", "Let's Be Glad Margaret's Not Here Day", "Let's Have A Party Without Margaret Running Us Over With Cordoba Day", "We Can Finally Toss All the Kreml Day" and, "Hooray We Are Finally Free Day", and the best, "Why Cookie and Donna Will Not Explain Why Cordoba Has Been Parked in Front of THHoF for 3 Weeks Piling Up Ticket After Ticket Day."
Oh, you might need a plumber to clear your floor drain.
I have a new lease on life already thanks to your philosophy, Thom.
ReplyDeleteWhere is our client Margaret?
She's missed two Seniors Days in a row.
Do you suppose she's switched salons?
And that new header by our salon manager, Mr. Cookie, should have lured her back by now.
ReplyDeleteyet, she holds back, just a bit.
ReplyDeleteAw...thank you, Thombeau.
ReplyDeleteMargaret is just missin' her man, that's all....
ReplyDeleteThere's something about the woman in the new header that just screams TEXAS.
ReplyDeleteShut yo mou....
ReplyDeleteSuch a tease!
ReplyDeleteShe's cute. You can never go wrong with an Alice the Brady Bunch Maid classic do.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteOkay, which one of you accidentally forgot to check on me 3 weeks ago while I was waiting for my below-the-knee waxing in THHoF "overflow" closet? Ironic timing to have your annual shipment of Barbasol delivered, and stacked up, against the door. Thankfully, your restaurant pilfering of, ketchup, duck and mustard sauce packets, was enough to keep me alive until your night cleaning crew opened the door to empty dirty water buckets into my face, rousing me out of a heat lamp coma. I was, during those weeks, however, able to hear everything going on in THHoF salon, including, "Seniors' Day With REAL SENIORS Day", "Let's Be Glad Margaret's Not Here Day", "Let's Have A Party Without Margaret Running Us Over With Cordoba Day", "We Can Finally Toss All the Kreml Day" and, "Hooray We Are Finally Free Day", and the best, "Why Cookie and Donna Will Not Explain Why Cordoba Has Been Parked in Front of THHoF for 3 Weeks Piling Up Ticket After Ticket Day."
ReplyDeleteOh, you might need a plumber to clear your floor drain.
Wally, "I'm comin' home!"