@Cookie - I know I know! You wanted this to be a safe for work and family site but it's just a little nippy...Jayne Mansfield doesn't even need to show her nipples to make you imagine them.
@Aye, JMV, David & I (Susan declined, busy schedule) want to redeem our Seniors' Day Coupons for this New Blonde Nip-Slip 'do in time for Easter. Can you gently squeeze us in??
In anticipation of Red is the New Blonde revolution, I ordered a whole vat of “Jill St. John Red”. You know MJ, Norma and I occupy the back half of the salon (Cookie makes us come in the back door) where lots of naughty things happen. Jason has a whole wing to himself...a factory really...a black hair factory.
I have an enormous circular station raised on a platform surrounded by mirrors and curtains that draw open and close by stepping on a little button on the floor. When my client is ready I step on the button, the curtain sweeps open and I wheel my chair around for the dramatic unveiling.
Stop by with David and JMV (no appointment necessary) for a dunking in the hot tub that’s filled with red dye all this week.
@Aye, David, JMV and I are THRILLED that we can get our carpets dyed at the same time as our drapes! Our nips are at attention! There's a big tip for you behind the curtain (*JMV, roll into place, now!)
I SEE NIPPLE!
ReplyDelete@Cookie - I know I know! You wanted this to be a safe for work and family site but it's just a little nippy...Jayne Mansfield doesn't even need to show her nipples to make you imagine them.
ReplyDeleteIf you want me to I'll de-post immediately.
@Aye, JMV, David & I (Susan declined, busy schedule) want to redeem our Seniors' Day Coupons for this New Blonde Nip-Slip 'do in time for Easter. Can you gently squeeze us in??
ReplyDeleteIn anticipation of Red is the New Blonde revolution, I ordered a whole vat of “Jill St. John Red”. You know MJ, Norma and I occupy the back half of the salon (Cookie makes us come in the back door) where lots of naughty things happen. Jason has a whole wing to himself...a factory really...a black hair factory.
ReplyDeleteI have an enormous circular station raised on a platform surrounded by mirrors and curtains that draw open and close by stepping on a little button on the floor. When my client is ready I step on the button, the curtain sweeps open and I wheel my chair around for the dramatic unveiling.
Stop by with David and JMV (no appointment necessary) for a dunking in the hot tub that’s filled with red dye all this week.
and here i thought she was a serious nipple, i mean actress.
ReplyDelete@Margaret: Gasp! I forgot it was Seniors Day!
ReplyDeleteI never said that you should unpost - I just found the picture to be a bit titillating!
ReplyDelete@Aye, David, JMV and I are THRILLED that we can get our carpets dyed at the same time as our drapes! Our nips are at attention! There's a big tip for you behind the curtain (*JMV, roll into place, now!)
ReplyDeleteTITillating...ha!
ReplyDeleteI suddenly have a craving for Dots candy.
ReplyDelete@Norma - That's a serious nipple. I mean just look at it...I mean her...
ReplyDelete@Cookie - What MJ said...
@Margaret - Yes bring your carpets and drapes...but remember I don't do armpit or nipple hair!
@MJ - See above.
@Margaret - How about Red-Hots?
@Aye, saving Red Hots for JMV & David. :-)
ReplyDelete@Aye, Who knew a nipple would cause such a ripple? Encore! (Men not excluded, hint, hint!)
ReplyDelete@Margaret - If you look closely at JMV you can see his nippy's...
ReplyDelete@Aye, yeah, seen them, but I want 'peeky-poo nip slips' for Easter.
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