Monday, April 11, 2011

Patently True

The proper method for using the hairspray shield

The proper method for restraining hair

The correct method for covering male baldness through various weaving techniques.

A special thank you is given to the United State Patent Office from whence these images were harvested.
Posted by The Cool Cookie at 6:20 PM
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5 comments:

  1. normadesmondApril 11, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    that frank buzzelli was a fucking genius! whoever
    would have thought of tape to hold down hair. no
    doubt, this patent brought him well deserved millions.

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  2. Donna LethalApril 11, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    I would have loved to have been that "attorney."

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  3. The MistressApril 11, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Photo 1, Fig.1: A young Frank Booth from Blue Velvet.

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  4. designing wallyApril 11, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Did you find any for merkin application?

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  5. The Cool CookieApril 11, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    What gets me is that we are the most powerful nation on earth (according to the Tea Party) but can we at least get some decent artists on board at the patent office? Hello?

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