Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Margaret needs a chaser

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  1. To which afflicted part of her body must she apply this?

    Won't it raise her cholesterol?

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  2. Its a hair pack - adds luster to dry damaged hair.

    Wet hair. Squeeze a generous amount of Kolestral into you hands and massage into hair and scalp. Once coated, wrap hair in a moist heated towel and allow to rest for 15 minutes. Shampoo and style! Kolestral is the spa treatment for your head. Leaves hair soft and managable like no other conditioner can!

    How do I know this? My mother was a Kolestral junkie - she loved it and there was always a tube of this hair lard in the house.

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  3. I just spread it on my toast. I save my squeezing for other tubes.

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  4. Hey, I'm a huge fan of your collection of hair crimes against humanity. Would you do me the honour of linking my blog http://80smuscle.blogspot.com (I already linked hair hall)? You'll find some terrific 80's fringes there. Feel free to post whatever you like. Keep up the the good work! Cheers!

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  5. I think some hair mayonnaise might be in order too.

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  6. You can use Mayo as a conditioner as well! It goes so well with a BLT!

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  7. I still use Kolestral! But it's in a big jar now, not a tube. I love the way it smells. Hi 80s Muscle. We're glad you like us. Bad Hair junkies must stick together!

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