The secrets, considering it's a Mack Sennett production, are: MJ waxes the mustaches of all the Keystone Cops, Ayemty is holding Mabel Normand's coke stash, TJB styles and grooms all the Bathing Beauties and Jason initiates the daily pie fights.
Meanwhile, Norma, Lethal, Thombeau, Cookie and I look on in horror.
Considering what it looks like the barber is holding, I think mass murder is probably the biggest secret.
ReplyDeleteWhat! No mention of Mari Wilson and her gravity-defying beehive. It's a shame.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't give me time, Mitzi!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the image, Stacia.
for starters, who's the moose in the red dress...who is he?
ReplyDeleteThe secrets, considering it's a Mack Sennett production, are: MJ waxes the mustaches of all the Keystone Cops, Ayemty is holding Mabel Normand's coke stash, TJB styles and grooms all the Bathing Beauties and Jason initiates the daily pie fights.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Norma, Lethal, Thombeau, Cookie and I look on in horror.
I think one of the secrets looks like washing your blonde wig in a big mop bucket on the floor.
ReplyDeleteOur biggest secret? Our combs aren't soaking in Barbicide, we've been using Windex for years.
ReplyDeleteThat and Peenee's personal pedicure method which involves him suckling on your toes, not little fish.
Hugh Fay is a Huge Fay.
ReplyDeleteBut then that's hardly a secret.
I think I did too much of Mabel's coke...Also a big secret is...Who is "the gum popping trainee stylist"?
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