I can wash forty four pairs of socks And have 'em hangin' out on the line. I can starch and iron two dozen shirts Before you can count from one to nine. I can scoop up a great big dipper fulla lard From the drippings can. Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my shopping, ...be back before it melts in the pan.
Good Lawd! What else does this domestic queen do in the kitchen?
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I can wash forty four pairs of socks
ReplyDeleteAnd have 'em hangin' out on the line.
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine.
I can scoop up a great big dipper fulla lard
From the drippings can.
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my shopping,
...be back before it melts in the pan.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N