Thursday, August 30, 2018

Magical Spray


Available exclusively at HHOF.

Sunday, August 26, 2018

WHAT?


NO.  I CAN"T UNDERSTAND YOU.  WHATEVER THAT NOISE IS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO HEAR YOU.  WHAT?  YOUR HEAD IS STUCK IN THE HOME HAIRDRYER?  NO, WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU USE ONE OF THOSE.  WHAT?  YOU WANT US TO COME OVER THERE AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE DRYER?

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

ONLY NORMA DESMOND MAKES HOUSE CALLS.  PLEASE HOLD AND I'LL CONNECT YOU.  WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORT FUNCTION COMING UP SO HURRY?  SWEETIE, CHRISTMAS IS COMING AS WELL, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH NORMA TO SEE WHEN...WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU DON'T LIKE MY SARCASM?   HOLD ON A FUCKING MOMENT - YOU AIN'T HEARD SARCASM UNTIL NORMA GETS ON THE LINE...

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Knot enough wiglettes?


Or is it too much and starting to look like a loaf of challah?

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

We have new equipment


But we are unsure if it now permanently attached to Norma Desmond's hand, or if it is only useful on women who have permanents, or it the period to return it has passed and we're stuck with it.


Tuesday, August 7, 2018

The Pleasures of Time

The Pleasures of Time band, and their hair...




Monday, August 6, 2018

Friday, August 3, 2018

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Perhaps a turban...



...is your style today...